Tighter Than Dick's Hatband

"Tighter than dick's hatband" should be "tighter than a dick's hatband" and could be written as "tighter than a detective's hatband". A phrase referring to the band on their hat and has nothing to do with the male anatomy. I believe this is a Prohibition Era phrase.

It fit tighter than dick's hatband. This should be "It fit tighter than a dick's hatband".

by TGadgetS February 18, 2017

dick's hatband

obviously, the line bisecting the swollen end of your fuckstick and the shaft...

Homegirl's wound up tighter than dick's hatband.

by stashgordon May 11, 2003

tighter than dick's hatband

A lot of people don't seem to know what dicks hatband is. It actually refers to a male penis, the hat being a condom and the the band ofcourse being the rubber band at the base of the condom.

Bro, she not gonna let you hit. She keeps that shit tighter than dick's hatband.

by sdotx January 20, 2015

I Hate To Be A Dick

Whenever someone is about to say something they know will make them sound like a dick, acknowledging such is actually a way not to come off so much like a dick.

Girl: Does this dress make me look fat?
Guy: I hate to be a dick, but yeah, it kinda does.

by Wally Woody March 31, 2009

I hate you so much go suck a dick

This means that the person really hates you and doesn't want to be around you. If someone says this to you, you should probably think of a comeback but if you can't just walk away like you think you're hot.

person 1: do you want to go on a date with me?
person 2: no sorry
person 1: I hate you so much go suck a dick

by ooop- October 15, 2022

Dickhater

The worse possible insult someone could have called you, but 10x worse.

"Felicia stole my fruit snack, shes such a dickhater"

by toa_of_coffee February 8, 2018

dickhatership

Any group or club which is against men or is predominantly made up of lesbians.

"Now that we have this new lesbian president, the United States is officially a dickhatership."

by L RiZzO July 10, 2007