Second Hand Dick Breath

When you share saliva though sharing a drink, kissing, licking etc. With one of the persons sucking dick earlier passing that dick breath to the other person causing second hand dick breath.

John: Me and my mom used to share drinks together when we were little.
Jace: You know your mom used to suck a lot of dick right? That means you have second hand dick breath.

by YourBoiSkinyPenis October 22, 2016

with his dick in hand

Not knowing what the fuck to do in any given situation.

He's shit at this game. It's like he is walking around with his dick in hand.

by Limpy1732 October 25, 2017

DHS-Dick In Hand Syndrome

The state which men enter when they are horny and all the blood in thier body surges to thier member which renders men certifiably stupid. Inevitably allowing them to make regretable decisions due to the lack of blood flow to the brain (crainium not member!)

This guy i met last week wont stop texting me.I should have never sent him that pic because he clearly has DHS-Dick In Hand Syndrome now.

by NaughtybutProper September 10, 2012

Second hand dick

kissing someone who just sucked a dick.

Jean was giving Jimmy head, after Jean wanted to kiss Jimmy

Jimmy: no way I'm getting second hand dick!

by Fuckingbitchesallthetime November 30, 2015

Second Hand Dick

When you touch an object that has just been touched by a dick; in most cases that object is a hand. like if someone jerks off and you touch their hand after

Sabrina holds jeffs hand.
jeff says i just held my dick with that hand when i went pee
sabrina says WTF u just gave me second hand dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by sabbycat14 February 4, 2010

2nd hand Dick Slap

A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy

John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped

by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018

Hand Dick

The act of touching your penis before shaking hands with another person.

I totally hand dicked my boss on my last day of work.

by Bradinphx December 20, 2018