Dick Sleeping Bag

(n)A gay man's anus. A anus which encases penises inside it as if to give warmth or pleasure. Also can be a female vagina or butt hole.

Richard Simmons has a very loose Dick Sleeping Bag

by Alex MacGregor September 03, 2007

Bag dick

Someone's who's dick is so small, you can't tell it apart from their nut-bag without a microscope.

She told me he had a real bag dick.

by steelsammy April 25, 2009

dick in a bag

when calvin sticks his wang in the wong and that shit gets groovy

hot shit whered calvin get that dick in a bag

by chief conchaclan October 04, 2020

Put My Dick in a Bag of Doritos

When your girl wanna get freaky so you stick your dick into a bag of doritos and let your bitch suck the dust of the tip

" Babe I'm feeling a bit peckish" " what you want bella ? " " Got any chips ? " " Ahh I could put my dick in a bag of doritos and you could suck the dust of the tip ?"

by A$AP Fatty September 22, 2020

I put my dick in a bag of Doritos

A kids mom died so he made a song but it started of with I put my dick in a bag of Doritos.

Johnny: I put my dick in a bag of Doritos

by Ohhhhhhj December 04, 2019

dick-in-a-bag

When you are expecting one thing and you get either the complete opppsite or not what you were expecting.

I ordered a bag of potato chips and I got a huge bag of nothing but dick-in-a-bag!

Look at him, why does he have to be such a dick-in-a-bag?

by Ohyeseyedid September 08, 2017

Dicky dick bag juice

Thy term in use when Tyrone fucks ya wife

Dicky dick bag juice😱 tyron just fucked my wife

by SWAGSON the great April 08, 2020