diarrhea

When a demon possess your anus and force you to explode your anus

I needed to take a poop but breaking the toilet with my diarrhea

by BUNGTHEBOOCE April 25, 2016

Diarrhea delicious

When something tastes so good, you will eat it even if it gives you diarrhea.

Dude 1: “Ohh man… I’ve had the shits for two days from eating that 7 bean dip your mom made.”

Dude 2: “Yeah that sucks, but that dip is diarrhea delicious!!”

by Roxxhard December 7, 2010

vampire diaries

The best show in the history of time about vampires. Puts Twilight to shame.

Me: "Omigosh, why don't you watch Vampire Diaries?"
Mom: "I don't like it."
Me: *shoots mom in the leg, drags her to the couch, makes her watch 89 episodes on Netflix*

by Kat T. May 3, 2014

human diary

The equivalent of a diary but representing a person. In other words your best friend. The person who knows everything about you and you trust them to keep your memories, thoughts, and feelings safe.

Many people refer to their lover as their human diary.

I love you! You are my human diary!

by In love with Angelica April 8, 2017

Diarra

A funny, nice girl with a good personality. Always there to put a smile on your face, and does her best not to bring out her bad side.

If you find a Diarra she'll laugh at your joke if it's funny or not.

by Hamburgers are good ;) October 17, 2019

diarrhea

Flaming liquid shit that makes you scream with pain, clench your teeth, grab hard onto the nearest solid object so that you don't get blown away, and wonder how you're still alive when it's over.

My diarrhea is so bad that I couldn't walk for five days afterwards.

by thetwentythirdgod September 16, 2003

Diarrhea Christmas Lights

Explosive squirts filled with colourful chunks that a video game uses to blind me.

Jimmy: Hey John, look at this awesome video game!
John: I cant, i already have looked at it. I now lack eyes.
Jimmy: Why?
John: You see, my eyes were caked with Diarrhea Christmas Lights, and that burned a permanent scar into my retinas. The pain was so unbearable I scooped my own eyes out with a spoon.
Jimmy: Oh ok

by Screaming_Egg April 1, 2020