Diagnostic Fart Assessment

A specially developed diagnostic tool used by the EPA that seeks to assess the concentration of methane in a mammal’s farts.

Our staff meetings, as a whole, could benefit from a Diagnostic Fart Assessment, since passing gas is our primary mode of communication.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019

Diago

Normally a Diago is a tall mix raced human from London. He is big and scary and a force to be reckoned with. A Diago is a kind hearted individual who can take jokes and also make the best jokes. He is sexy and has a massive pecker that would make any girl scream for more. If a diago comes past In your life, don’t lose him because he won’t come back

Wow did you just see diago walk past. He’s a dreamer

by Larrysaurusrl Rex February 3, 2020

Paul Dano

the cutest guy ever to exist
my girlfriend
played the Riddler in the movie The Batman (a gay movie)

"Paul Dano is the greatest actor of all time"

by pauldanoismygirlfriend December 23, 2022

self diagnosis

When a person diagnoses themselves based on websites like WebMD and Mayo Clinic.

Step 1: "Owww it hurts"

Step 2: Google where it hurts

Step 3: Examples come up on the search

Step 4: Compare the respective sites

Step 5: Come to conclusion

Jeff googled "irregular pain in the kidney area" to see what was up. WebMD told him that it could just be a muscle strain; this was Jeff's self diagnosis and he decided that was the problem and didn't go to the doctor. 8 months later Jeff found out he had terminal hip bone cancer and that he had only 2 years to live.

Elise had a slight pain in her neck after falling off her bed in the middle of the night and hitting herself. Being a chronic neurotic, she feared for the worst, googled it, just in case. She self diagnosed herself to have had throat cancer. She went to the doctor and found out it was a simple trapezius sprain.

by bpipic April 8, 2010

diabological

Both logical and diabolical.

I have a diabological plan to rule the world.

by Hexar April 28, 2004

Diagnoogle

To diagnose a medical issue using Google.

Dont diagnoogle your problems. You should really see a doctor.

by haledaniels January 9, 2011

diabolical lick

That trend on TikTok.
A person or people steal an item from school sneakily (commonly out of the bathroom) and post a video of it on any social media platform. (e.g. toilet, soap dispenser, urinal screen)

(I'm serious about the toilet) + It is also called devious lick.

Friend A: Hey, wanna hit a diabolical lick?
Friend B: Bet.
*2 hours later*
(principal) Intercom: "IF SOMEONE STEALS THE URINAL SCREENS AND SOAP DISPENSERS AGAIN, WE WILL SWITCH TO ONLINE SCHOOL!!"

by thekaprisunstraw September 17, 2021