A smart person who loves gymnastics and loves wrestling and also havea a girlfriend that he treats with RESPECT!
Dewayne is so fun and good looking
by wixkedwayne October 29, 2019
Get the Dewaynemug. A rare breed of human who excels at doing absolutely nothing, yet somehow makes it seem like they’ve accomplished everything. Known for their remarkable ability to stay unbothered while the world crumbles around them, Dewayne thrives on letting you figure it out while they “supervise” from a safe distance. They are experts in dodging responsibility with a simple shrug and a confident, “You got this.”
Example:
Person 1: “Dewayne, can you help me fix this?”
Dewayne: “I could… but isn’t this a great opportunity for you to learn something new?”
Special Skills: Turning basic effort into a Herculean task, dodging emotional conversations with precision, and somehow always being right without lifting a finger.
Warning: May cause severe eye-rolling and a desire to throw things.
Person 1: “Dewayne, can you help me fix this?”
Dewayne: “I could… but isn’t this a great opportunity for you to learn something new?”
Special Skills: Turning basic effort into a Herculean task, dodging emotional conversations with precision, and somehow always being right without lifting a finger.
Warning: May cause severe eye-rolling and a desire to throw things.
by Vaguecomprehension November 16, 2024
Get the Dewaynemug.