Emotional Detachment

The inability to feel or recognise any basic human emotions as anyone would.

After suffering that much trauma I was diagnosed as having emotional detachment.

by CityBoiz June 2, 2022

devtard

An incompetent software developer. One who is uniquely unqualified to do his or her job despite receiving often unjustifiable financial gains. The professional software developer equivalent to a computard.

I couldn't believe that they were paying those devtards more than the project manager.

by The Mighty Badger October 17, 2008

Destache

To remove mustache or facial hair

Crummy mixer streamer

James doesn't want to destache his sweet stache for his girlfriend Becky.

by Phsycoteddy January 15, 2019

Semi-Detached

The notoriously common house, found throughout the suburbs of Great Britain. Are houses joined together by a "Party Wall" to save space I presume. The most common ones were built in the 1930s, to a decent enough standard that only now in 2011 they are starting to fall down around your ears, with insurance companies being called out for Constant repairs. They are the dwelling of the English Middle Class, a family on £45,000+ PA, 2 Cars under 10 years old and go abroad twice a year. Are overpriced for their size, costing on average around £180,000 and going upto £600,000. In all honesty an identical home in America would cost half as much, but what can you do. They are fucking everywhere, trust me, try any Suburb, you'll find 100s of them, each of them in groups of 6 and then broken up by a detached version of the same property.

English Road:
Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, DETACHED!!!

Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, DETACHED!!!

And so on.

by Mr. Englishman February 23, 2011

detached cool

To look removed from society whenever standing near iconic art pieces or tourist/iconic locations. To stare off the frame when taking pictures and look uninterested in life.

Stranger: Wow such a cool mural huh.
Caleb: Whatever.
Stranger: Can I bum a cigarette?
Caleb: (No response) (continues smoking and looking off into the distance)
Stranger: Wow. so detached cool.

by Figa Hunter August 18, 2014

Retinal Detachment

A sight threatening eye problem effecting one out of every 10,000 people. This serious condition can be treated with surgery or by leaving your basement and getting off of Tumblr.

My retinal detachment doesnt keep me from finding all the creppyiest memes and hotdog leg pics.

by D2theMO January 7, 2014

Brachial Detachment

During sex, your arm suddenly falls off onto your partners chest. Like with Leprocy.

I was going hard when suddenly to my partner's displeasure, I succumbed to Brachial Detachment.

by Lachlan Days October 19, 2006