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douchebaggetry 

when someone sets you up for the fall by blaming you for something the blamer really did.
douchebaggetry is the action of someone who really yells at and insults and then calls you the bad one.

when you ask your neighbor to move their car out of the way in your own driveway so you can get out but when you realize how drunk she is, you ask the more sober ones at the house to move the car or suggest , okay , you can move it tomorrow but the drunken neighbor yells out, "why are you bitching and complaining" and threatens to "shit on your lawn".The drunken neighbor then sneaks out and starts the car by herself and takes of at full speed down a side street as you yell out stop a see her pull into the local watering hole for more, well to me that is douchebaggery.

The next day as all her friends are over revering her as a driving booze hero she yells out across the lawn to me , " I didn't shit on your lawn", probably making everyone think I accused her of it.

Anyways, seems her and some of her friends think it is cool to talk about excrementing on people's lawns.
douchebaggetry by f.o.p. August 3, 2008

Douchebagery 

The act of being somewhat similar to Ryan Seacrest.
OMG, you're douchebagery makes me wonder if you have any REAL talent or God just sent you to be a big ass pussy on live television.

Uber Douchebagery 

The bastard child of the coupling of (The Super Douche) - "Jeresy shorians" and the (Double Douche) - any one that lives in Newport Beach, is over 60 and idolizes the musical stylings of Jimmy Hopper.
Uber Douchebagery: My God Watson! What is going on in that bar? I believe is called a black hole, Holmes, I am only kidding I know it's called Uber Douchbagery.

douchebagery 

The quality or practice of being a douchebag.
"Wow that guy was like, full of douchebagery!"

Douchebagery 

The medical term to describe and or diagnose the mental and compulsive behavior of someone with outstanding 'asshole' like attitude.
Such person usually realizes, yet continues to make fale conclutions of their own illness.
A cure of Douchbagery has not yet been found, but reasearch labs are in the process of such cure.
Its not your fault, its the Douchebagery!
Douchebagery by alpclip October 11, 2010

douchebagatry 

Nancy was preforming douchebagatry today xD
douchebagatry by Diego Santos March 3, 2009