Deceitery

Deceitful by means of trickery; see trickery. Combination of deceit and trickery.

"Oh that question was hard, I can't believe it was on that exam. Pure deceitery."

by Shaun 3skimo March 26, 2009

douchesterbate

to stroke your ego about something inconsequential

Alan is such a douchesterbater... Homecoming king in a class of thirty!

by brewster1 February 24, 2014

depresterbating

When you are sad as fuck and the only option is to play with yourself.

Young William broke up with Lindsay. She was so sad she spent the next day in bed crying and depresterbating.

by Nasty Nate & Heidi Ho September 17, 2017

Deucenberg

Slang word for a toilet and/or having a bowel movement. A play on words that is pronounced like Duesenberg, an automobile from the early twentieth century. Typically used when someone is taking/will take, a long time.

I want to leave for the party now but my wing-man is still in driving the Deucenberg.

Or

I know you're in a hurry, but I have to take the Deucenberg out for a spin before we go.

by Duc748 May 8, 2008

duckster_playz

a sexy duck who likes to fuck

loves trying new sex positions (favourite is 69)
loves touching kids

woah sex with duckster_playz is amazing

by duckfucuck September 5, 2021

dudester

1. A wordmoron or wordasshat. 2. Somebody socially inept and mentally slow. see also wordfuckwit

God damn, why are Ping and Yaz such fucking dudesters?

by Groid May 16, 2003

Dueceterbate

The act of taking a duece and masterbating while on the toliet.

Dude I just dueceterbated! I knocked out two birds with one stone!

by mollykick November 3, 2010