Discord desktop user

Someone who always has their discord opened in the background on their computer, so their status is always green. Despite their always online status, they are often the type of user who rarely checks their DMs, or just outright ignores your messages.

Trying to talk to a discord desktop user is as hard as getting a cat to take a bath.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 13, 2022

desktop graffiti

The annoying tendency of Windows applications to clutter up your desktop, quicklaunch bar, and start menu with multiple shortcuts to their software without bothering to ask permission first, as if you're only too happy to be burdened the convenience of having to click on your mouse one or two fewer times to run the software. Also applies to shortcuts to third-party programs bundled with the installed software, usually unasked-for and often unwanted.

Adobe just auto-updated itself the other day, and boom! more desktop graffiti to delete.

by MatthiasFW February 11, 2008

desktop

(v.) To (abusively) alter someone's PC wallpaper settings.

What's this? Horse porn as my wallpaper? Egads, I've been desktopped!

by 6655332211 November 19, 2005

Desktop Waffle

when someone changes someone else's desktop background on their computer to a picture of 'blue waffle'. a picture of an infected vagina.

guy 1: I just went for a shit, came back, and there's a damn disgusting vagina on my screen.

guy 2: haha, you've been desktop waffled!

by jackdee August 31, 2010

Desktapo

(sounds like Gestapo, Desktop-o) Spyware/desktop management software used by companies to spy on employees.

Man my compiles are slow today. I suspect the Desktapo is doing its scan today.

by skookum42 January 27, 2010

Desktop Terrorism

Selecting everything on your desktop, pressing 'Ctrl-A + Enter'. This will in turn open up every single program, document and file stored on your desktop.

I've been hit by an act of Desktop Terrorism!! NOOO BSOD D:<

by Laser0pz November 26, 2010

desktoperv

1. Anyone who sees/reads innocent comments on his desktop (usually displayed social network websites) and refers/understands it sexually/ pornographically.

2. A porno addict that is glued to his computer (usually nerds who watch too much porn)

1. GIRL (on a comment thread): So like I stuck my hand out and gave the poor beggar some candy and he just snatched it from me greedily!! He must have been so hungry!

Desktoperv: OOOOOO, Mama! Them beggars love when you hand out some suga!

GIRL: PERV!

2. Get off the computer Nic! Watching porn all day long, a desktoperv you are!

by Sarukris January 13, 2011