dense motherfucker

a person that doesn't understand something and totaly disregards it after it has been explained.

john: where did you lose did your phone?
ray: the park, but don't worry if someone finds it i'm sure they'll call me.
j: they can't.
r: why?
j: you don't have your phone, so they cant call you.
r: but it's my phone.
j:you DENSE motherfucker

by Dr. Ghostdad June 30, 2014

Dereen

A wonderful, unique, childish friend who is very hard to come by. Dereen's are usually from the Middle East and beautiful, inside and out. They're bold and outgoing, but don't be fooled! They can also be quite sensitive and sometimes they just need someone to talk to. They're very dependable and will always be your friend to talk to.

You: Hey, Dereen. Care to talk?

Dereen: Of course.

by Anonymous2468 July 4, 2012

Dereknick

A name given to a baby with a big dick and a 8 pack of abs.

"Yo he's Dereknick!"

by Mikehawkisdead August 2, 2021

Samantha and Derek

A couple that don't realize it, but they're both actually men

Samantha and Derek

by Ur mum gay 6ix 9ine January 30, 2019

dereksexual

When you feel a sexual attraction towards Derek Shepherd.

“I can’t stop staring at pictures of Derek Shepherd. I must be dereksexual.”

by My tiktok- paging_mcdreamy_ December 29, 2020

Derek Gerard

Best YouTuber ever ! Funny , nice guy . Makes amazing videos . Got popular of his kinder videos .

Derek Gerard is awesome!

by Samantanuke September 25, 2017

Disengenuious dense motherfucker

An insult used when someone is promoting false information about something/ one to the world

YOU DISENGENUIOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU'D HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!

by DoneVoyage February 21, 2021