derpes

symptoms: retarded twisted facial expressions and outrageous nonsense coming out of you like word vomit

everyone on atp has derpes

by hollmonster March 5, 2011

Herp Derpes

An acquired disease of herpes when the recipient got it from someone who has blatantly obvious herpes,;you would have to be blind to miss it. Indicating the "herp derp" part of the word.

Mike: Dude, I just did it with the new chick.
John: Why? She has herpes, are you stupid?
Mike: Fuck me man, now I got herp derpes.

by Frostblade468 June 19, 2011

derpes

a disease you get from derping too much. very hard to get rid of, in some serious cases it's permanent. *cough* Michael! *cough*

Guy 1: "Maynee, I just came back from the doctor and I tested positive for derpes." Guy 2: "That's derpin' derped up."

by eerisedsaysshutupkevin January 13, 2010

Derpression

When your STUPID and SAd at the sAMe time alL tHE tiME

Guy: hey doc. So my friend has been acting weird like he has derpression
Friend: (crys weirdly) owna ooaa oooee
Doctor: lemme see... (Guy: does he have it!?!?!? (Doctor: I'm afraid he does have derpression

by Derpeness July 2, 2018

Derpese

A condition that always causes the sufferer to derp in photographs.

After being unable to find a single photo for his Facebook profile in which he did not derp, Damon began to suspect that he had contracted Derpese

by furrycreature November 15, 2011

Derpes

When one is infected with herpes from someone they know has it.

"Man I really fucked up. The doc just told me I have herpes. Must have got it from Sheila."
"Dude you knew she had the herp! You got yourself the derpes"herpes derp STD

by First Will Rice Lady May 30, 2015

DERPression

so basically you have a femboy avatar right? so basically you get killed by this dude in a video game so much towards the point where you start going depressed babyrage mode

ah damn, some dude on roblox gave me derpression because i died to him while he was using SP pluck :(

by derptaro June 15, 2021