derpressed kid: "im depressed because my mom wont buy me black ops."
depressed kid: "what? i think your derpressed dude because thats no reason to be depressed. i'm depressed because my mom ran over my dog!"
depressed kid: "what? i think your derpressed dude because thats no reason to be depressed. i'm depressed because my mom ran over my dog!"
by chaosweapon1 March 29, 2011
Get the derpressed mug.Adjective- The person who is responsible of someone's retarded act and or retarded way of saying something.
"Oh man, I totally just slipped on a banana peel Tom threw in front of me."
"LOL Tom is totally the derpetrator of this situation here."
"I hate Tom with a burning passion."
"LOL Tom is totally the derpetrator of this situation here."
"I hate Tom with a burning passion."
by TheDerpetrator November 17, 2011
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by logitechmouse August 17, 2018
Get the Derpersayo mug.What most teenagers are actually experiencing when they claim they are suffering from depression. Symptoms include whininess, pointless talk of suicide, crying to strangers over the Internet, and a general lack of common sense.
Trisha: Guys, I crashed my car today, and on top of that, my mom STILL won't let me go to prom. I'm depressed. :(
Jim: No, I think you might be suffering from derpression. You should stop being a derp, wipe your tears, and grow up.
Jim: No, I think you might be suffering from derpression. You should stop being a derp, wipe your tears, and grow up.
by MusicalRocky December 4, 2010
Get the derpression mug.A terminal disease that took its namesake from herpes. Can be contracted as a result of prolonged exposure to / conversation with trolls or even just overly stupid people.
If contracted, stay indoors and contact your GP immediately, but do not - under any circumstances - converse with them for any longer than needed, lest you infect them in turn with Derpes.
If contracted, stay indoors and contact your GP immediately, but do not - under any circumstances - converse with them for any longer than needed, lest you infect them in turn with Derpes.
Patient (on telephone): derp lol doc i thnk i gotted derpes
Doctor (on telephone): Good Lord. Are you capable of any coherent speech?
Patient: wat is cohurrent
Doctor (infected): herf i dunno lol
Doctor (on telephone): Good Lord. Are you capable of any coherent speech?
Patient: wat is cohurrent
Doctor (infected): herf i dunno lol
by ItsjH November 17, 2010
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by anotherprogrammer August 6, 2012
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DERPLEXIA: the condition or state of extreme brain pain and mind melts that occur due to any number of interactions with or knowledge of herp-a-derp type individuals.
Clincal indications of a state of Derplexia are commonly reported by individuals as including:
1. cognitive processes along the lines of "what the fuck" or "seriously?", which often coincide with
2. physiological changes as commonly seen in persons experiencing anger or rage, and
3. behavioral manifestations such as placing one's palm to forehead (facepalming), discontinuation of prior activities (so as to give their full attention to attempting to process and assimilate new info), or other indicators of disbelief and perplexity of thought.
Research to date is still in preliminary stages, thus therapeautic interventions are quite limited. Currently, the only effective treatment known is full or partial extermination of either the herp-a-derp type of individual or the suffer's own life, and a full discontinuation of all herp-a-derp topics in conversation.
DERPLEXIA: the condition or state of extreme brain pain and mind melts that occur due to any number of interactions with or knowledge of herp-a-derp type individuals.
Clincal indications of a state of Derplexia are commonly reported by individuals as including:
1. cognitive processes along the lines of "what the fuck" or "seriously?", which often coincide with
2. physiological changes as commonly seen in persons experiencing anger or rage, and
3. behavioral manifestations such as placing one's palm to forehead (facepalming), discontinuation of prior activities (so as to give their full attention to attempting to process and assimilate new info), or other indicators of disbelief and perplexity of thought.
Research to date is still in preliminary stages, thus therapeautic interventions are quite limited. Currently, the only effective treatment known is full or partial extermination of either the herp-a-derp type of individual or the suffer's own life, and a full discontinuation of all herp-a-derp topics in conversation.
Person 1: <<insert some random reference to a herp-a-derp person or celebrity>>
Person 2: <<awkward pause of silence/looks of disgust>>
"Ugh, I hate when you tell me these weird stories. I always don't feel so well afterwards. And now my head hurts... thanks buddy..."
Person 1:
"Oops. I hope you don't have Derplexia! That stuff is serious!"
Person 2: <<awkward pause of silence/looks of disgust>>
"Ugh, I hate when you tell me these weird stories. I always don't feel so well afterwards. And now my head hurts... thanks buddy..."
Person 1:
"Oops. I hope you don't have Derplexia! That stuff is serious!"
by Meow Mixerology May 21, 2012
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