Noun. Cylindrical light-stock cardboard tube used to wrap toilet paper and paper towels, among myriad other paper and card stock products. Once the paper is exhausted and it is no longer used in its original capacity, it is used to trumpet one's voice around the room or venue in similar fashion to a megaphone.
noun- an undefeatably gargantuan dump that is felt, not smelled. it has a definite gravitatinoal pull and a subtle feeling of awe and defeat. it can be measured in watts and accompanied by any manly themesong.