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Dick Deprivation Syndrome

A syndrome in which you are in desperate need of dick. Symptoms include: spaz attacks, constantly saying "I need dick in my life", and suddenly becoming a lowkey THOT.
Bonqueequee: "I think I have DDS."

Billie: "What's that?"

Bonqueequee: "Dick Deprivation Syndrome. I haven't had dick in a month. I need dick in my life."
by Ohyespapi July 2, 2017
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Depriestified

Verb: To be stripped of priest-status and have your affiliations with the church severed.

This state of being entirely removes any rights or privileges one would have as a priest and is used to cast out those who would otherwise dishonour the church by assosciation.
i.e. "The two monks who were responsible for the assassination attempt were depriestified in a public ceremony meant to heap shame upon them."

Also:
Scholar 1: "The public ceremony was a key part of punishment for high crimes during the medieval period. For example, one would have the flesh stripped by hot pincers, then have a molten lead, sulfur cocktail poured into the open wounds, how horrible!"

Scholar 2: "Quite right my chap, but imagine the pain and anguish that would come with being depriestified in a time where so much relied on your status."

Scholar 1: "Is depriestified even a word?"

Scholar 2: "It is at UW."

Smart Ass Scholar: "I'll put it on Urban dictionary later."

Scholars 1 and 2: "Quite right!"
by Clep October 3, 2010
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Deprife

A collection of ugly twenty-something girls. Opposite of Prife.
That's some nasty deprife yo!
by antiprife December 8, 2011
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Twilight Zone of Sleep Deprivation

The experience one gets at a certain point of energized exhaustion. When the body is starting to shut-down due to late-night/early morning hours, but is being forced to function through a surplus of caffeine intake at regular intervals.

Anyone currently in the Zone will feel the symptoms of weariness coupled with jitteriness, loopiness, possible dizziness, and a distinct feeling of being overwhelmed by whatever it is you are trying to stay awake for. S

pelling as well as communicating will most likely become difficult as well as thinking in general.
I have over 100 calculus problems due tomorrow. Staying up to work on them has thrown me into a serious Twilight Zone of Sleep Deprivation. Why is the computer screen moving?

Dude, I'm tired, but I want to stay up with her. It'll be some crazy twilight zone sleep deprivation, but totally worth it.
by PunkPrinzess September 1, 2009
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Vaginal Deprivation Syndrome

Also known as V.D.S., A condition exsisting in some people where the symptoms involve extreme hornieness and desire for a woman's vagina. If such condition is left untreated, the victim will have rope burn on the genitals, or death in extreme cases.
Gosh, I think I'm so horny that I might die from V.D.S..
by edw007 February 15, 2005
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Xbox Live Deprivation

The period of time between an an expired Xbox Live membership and a renewed Xbox Live membership.

People who have owned at least one 12 month Xbox Live subscription and put it to good use are most affected by this phenomenon.

For most it is a rebirth of new life in the world, and many discover that there is in fact a world outside of their home and Xbox Live.
Joe: Omg I have no money to renew my subscription for Xbox Live and Modern Warfare 2 just came out!!

Joe: I hate Xbox Live Deprivation!!

(Joe then decides to cry while eating gallons of ice cream and watching soap operas. But before he does this he notices a strange new door in his home; he opens it and there is a seemingly infinitely large room with a soft green carpeted floor and white cotton like substances moving around on a light blue ceiling near an immense light bulb that shines on everything around him. He then notices other people running around and having fun. It's beautiful and brings a tear to his eye.)

Joe: What is this strange and wonderful new world?!?
by The Super Ninja November 13, 2009
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cuddle deprived

One who has not been cuddled in too long to remember. A person who longs to be snuggled and cuddled. Someone who is missing cuddling. A person who had someone to cuddle and now is alone and cuddled deprived.
I am so cuddle deprived. Being cuddle deprived is just the worst ever. One look, and she knew, she would never be cuddle deprived ever again. It is no fun to lay in bed cuddle deprived. The remedy for being cuddle deprived is finding a person to snuggle. Spooning a way to overcome being cuddle deprived. That Hoe was snuggling because she was so friggin cuddle deprived.
by Miss Gayle Part Hart December 6, 2011
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