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dense fuck

A person who is exceptionally stupid. i.e. a person lacks the capacity to understand something simple.
Gordon: You forgot the salt! You dense fuck.
by Scinterplex November 30, 2016
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if used as a figurative (of a text), then dense means it's hard to understand because of a complexity of ideas...

if dense is used as figurative (of a person), then dense means that it's difficult to explain anything to that person because they can't make sense of complex ideas (because their head is too "dense" or "thick" to get anything through)

It does not mean stupid although it is often used to describe people who are also stupid. For example, a lawyer who argues what the word "is" means could be described as dense. Stupid is lacking in intelligence whereas dense infers that a person's head is too thick to teach anything to him/her.

People who exhaust you by asking for further clarification on anything from policies and procedures by asking questions they wouldn't ask had they understood your previous answer to one of their previous questions are dense - their skulls are too thick to get anything through to their heads so they don't understand even the simplest lowest common denominator definitions!

A dense person is the opposite of an airhead, although about as useful.
If you had to read this definition several times to understand it - and you still don't really understand it, it is because you are dense.
by unicornmoans April 23, 2010
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Dense

not exactly stupid, the person can be book smart but can also be: thick headed, clueless, lacking common sense, unable to catch onto hints
Caty: So has he catched on that you like him yet?

Helen: Sigh...no..Peter's so dense..
by nomnomnomcake:D November 19, 2011
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Deneene

A person who is content knowing they are the "best ever" in every possible way.
Oh my God! Jake was on fire today...he was a total Deneene in the bed!!!
by lilabelle December 8, 2010
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dense humpty dumpty

another term for the magnificent clive palmer who occasionally goes by mr.palmer.
clive palmer is simultaneously the biggest dense humpty dumpty and fatty mcfuckhead known to man
by vapidkourt October 7, 2019
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Dense Breast

Breasts with more supportive tissue (dense breast tissue) are firmer and harder to the touch than are breasts with more fatty tissue (nondense breast tissue). A good balance results in soft, supple, yet firm and perky breasts.

Cancer is harder to detect and more likely to occur in dense breasts.

Sounds weird when used to compliment nice breasts unless referring to perkiness because that would otherwise indicate a hard breast, similar to some augmented breasts.

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I think you meant perky, not dense breasts when you complimented his/her breasts.
by Pap¡ October 4, 2016
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Dense cabbage

A dense cabbage is a sucky person that sucks at life.
Why are you such a dense cabbage bitch?
by ya I know March 10, 2019
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