Deacon

A Deacon is the second most powerful member of the Church. He can cast every spell except for Holy.

The deacon couldn't do much to stop the zombies attacking us, so he just kept everyone healed instead.

by RAINFALL8 September 7, 2013

demiconsciousness

The universal psychic state from birth until Enlightened Consciousness and/or death; includes all states of pre-enlightenment: conscious, subconscious, and unconscious.

Best examples are observed in the past and present activities of those Homo Sapiens who, thinking themselves "conscious", kill one another and/or destroy the natural environment of all living beings. Also common in places of individual and mass entrancement: theaters, stadiums, sanctuaries, etc..

by Glen D. Lovelace March 27, 2005

Deaconed

When you win an argument by making up something that has never happened

Student: So if God knows everything, we don't have free will
Deacon: Hey buddy take it from me I shot a Polar bear!
Student: Sorry Deacon I didn't know.
Deacon: Yeah, get Deaconed!

by Jewlover62 March 24, 2019

Deacon

The most handsome boy/man in the world ! Always gets the best girls

Wow I wish I was Deaconso girlfriend

by pink flufly unicorn 123 October 2, 2017

Deacon

The BEST friend you will get. He is obsessed with random memes and wants to enlighten the world with his corny but hilarious jokes. Don't hate him because if you do, your penis will disappear...

Deacon isn't a DICK

by Deacon the god April 7, 2019

deacon

The world's best boy ! So amazing and very independent ! Always catches the beautiful girls

Wow deacons got an amazing girlfriend wish that was me !

by pink flufly unicorn 123 October 2, 2017

Deacon edition

An item that the deacon of a Southern Baptist church would possess. Suits would typically be baggy and in vibrant colors(orange, purple, green) and paired with gold rim glasses. Vehicles would often be accessorized with a vinyl top. It could apply to cars, article of clothing, jewelry, etc

Did you see brother Tyrone's new suit?
Ooooh yeah, boy got that "deacon edition" to match his Monte Carlo

by TXjoker June 9, 2018