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Deluxe Tan

To go into a tanning salon to receive a tan, then go into the back to receive a blow job. From one of the many prostitutes in and underground sex ring. The Tanning salon is a mere cover up. Popularized in the movie 30 Minutes or Less
Guy 1: *walks into tanning salon*
Guy 2: How can i help you today?
Guy 1: Hi yes I'd like a Deluxe Tan *winks*
Guy 2: Right this way and our specialists will take care of you.
by Satanichispanic August 23, 2011
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The Vagcannon *Deluxe*

While in the jackhammer position, proceed to remove ones penis, (you will want to take a step back) Insert 3 to 5 Mentos into the vagina, and quickly shove a one liter bottle of Diet Coke into the vagina as well. Squeeze the contents with much force expelling as much diet coke as possible. The chemical reaction will result in a Vagnannon *Deluxe*
That redhead chick I brought home from the bar ruined my good drapes when i got her with the Vagcannon *Deluxe*.
by sapsquad7 January 10, 2011
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Taco Deluxe Supreme

When a human eats a Taco Deluxe Supreme from a Taco establishment and feels the bowel aftermath hours later.
Hey Buddy! I got a Taco Deluxe Supreme talking back at me... I'm gonna be a while. Do you mind waiting somewhere else and let me pass this beast in peace!
by Mike Mach October 22, 2008
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Samy Deluxe

Samy Deluxe is the shit. Deluxe records let's go.
by Manuellsen August 5, 2008
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Sackville Deluxe

Step 1: Apply peanut butter to your anus.

Step 2: Engage your girlfriend/wife in anal sex.

Step 3: Call Fido, who will rim you whilst you bang your girlfriend.
Mom was shocked when she caught me, Maria, and Buster in a Sackville Deluxe.
by Peter Kelly April 15, 2005
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Bubble Bass's order from the Spongebob Episode "Pickles" (S1 E6b). Refers a humongous patty melt-like abomination likely to cause a heart attack ordered using secret menu lingo. Translation:

Double Triple - Triple double, or 6 patties
Bossy - All beef
Deluxe - All toppings
On a Raft - Substitute bun for toast
4x4 Animal Style - Patties fried in mustard
Extra Shingles with a Shimmy- Double toast on either side with jam

Squeeze - Orange juice
Light Axle Grease - Lightly buttered
Make it Cry - Extra onions
Burn It - Well done
Let It Swim - Extra Sauce
Squidward: "Let me guess tiny, a small salad?"
Bubble Bass: "I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe; on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy, and a squeeze; light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
Squidward: "We serve food here, sir."
by ShovelInABucket October 4, 2021
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Brutal deluxe

Brutal deluxe …

I did warn it may come …

Stalker boy



You waited meekly over a week to have a little smiling contest outside my house again (twice in a day) unlike the camera crew sket who has walked past begging for attention every day this week and last and the week before … maybe she will turn left one day and left again instead of right and right again .. but hey I’m the problem….

Obviously …..

Surprised it wasn’t hubby too like last week with the other unholy baby in tow. fence terminator true to form, her dog can only stop outside my house it would seem

Well trained

Bit like yourself Stalkie but couldn’t resist today could we
Twin flame energy

You love it, follow her less I’m sure but I get it in a similar way with people constantly staring from windows (cough cough) or trying to film me sunbathe through acute angles in broken fences like …

Just saying

So …was chatting to spirt (and I don’t need the truth and clarity assurance device as much now… ) about people, humanity, morality .. people like you .. what happens if say they are lusting after another .. there spouse is doing the same … maybe both vibing off TF energy …obviously nobody would ever admit to this because people don’t do that or admit this shit to themselves .. let alone anyone else but can the say oh that’s bullshit quackery I won’t believe this pretend to hide their shame

Brutal deluxe … tbc
by LetsTalkAboutX January 27, 2023
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