Delta 8

A chemical sent by God for those in the South.

I live in Texas and legally bought Delta 8 edibles that got me baked.

by Kev1213 April 21, 2021

Delayed W

The act of a never taking an L ... But a Delayed W

Person 1: "Bro how'd you do on the exam?"
Person 2: "Idk man, but it's a long semester, we out here with the Delayed W's"

by BabyBans June 6, 2018

Facebook Delay

The time period one allows when someone has written on one's wall, sent one a message or otherwise been facebook-acted upon. This is a tool used to hide the true amount of time someone has spent on Facebook, so as not to appear as one who has nothing better to do.

Guy 1: So this really hot chick I met last night friended me and wrote on my wall, so I wrote back.
Guy 2: I hope you allowed for a Facebook Delay so she knows you're not a huge loser.

by mogzubc October 21, 2009

deltarune

Surprise game created by Toby Fox as a follow up to UNDERTALE (though not in the same universe)

Person 1: Have you seen Deltarune?
Person 2: Whats that ?
Person 1: Basically Undertale 2...
Person 1:... HOW DID I NOT HEAR ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!

by Jpsgames November 13, 2018

Lets delta

Lets get out of here!
Commonly used in the game cyberpunk2077

Robber: the police are coming

Robber 2: Well then lets delta

by sehsobomb February 18, 2021

Wank Delay

Being late for something because you were masturbating

"Hey bro, you're ten minutes late, what happened"

"Wank delay bro, you know how it is"

by RB17 April 23, 2017

Tom Delay

Former house majority leader; resigned in disgrace. A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience. Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.

Tom Delay says: I'll jerk you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.

by author July 16, 2006