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Fake depressed

A fake depressed is that one kid in every school who pretends to be depressed around others for attention but is actually a pretty happy yet annoying person, trying out things for popularity or attention
Person1: Is Aidan okay? Usually he's being an annoying fucker but seems pretty sad recently.

Person2: Eh. You know Aidan, he's just being a fake depressed for attention, like usual
by Blue Top Hat Man March 9, 2020
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depressed

The feeling that you'll never be happy again.
The time when you don't want to go anywhere.
The time when you don't want to do anything.
Or see anyone.

My good friend.
"I don't want to live this life anymore if all I'm going to live to be is depressed"
by Keiley13 January 12, 2006
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Depresserbate

When you are really depressed so you turn to masturbation to make you feel better
I am so depressed right now. My girlfriend just dumped me, my dog died, and i just got the red ring of death. I think im going to depresserbate.
by Punisher647874 December 18, 2010
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Depressed

You feel numb, you feel like there's not a reason to get out of bed or to do anything for anyone but you feel that you have to do something or you will rot, you fell like you don't have any friends, you feel like there's no point in living
Friend: are you ok?
You: no I'm very depressed
by Koolkat24 November 24, 2018
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depressed

true: being hollow and alone, believing that you are alone

false: being sad after being dumped, told off, or gaining weight.
true: "I dont understand it, I never have fun with my friends anymore."

false: "OMG! I AM SO DEPRESSED! Jake said I was a bitch and dumped me last night"
by Krizz July 30, 2004
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Depressed

Me.
by agmillss January 13, 2019
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The Depressed Guy

The nickname given to one depressed pod, who goes by the name of John Tarr Jr. He is the founder of wikigameguides.com, the worlds greatest video game website.
This nickname was first given to him by his viewers due to his depressed pod-like behavior.
Guy 1: Who's playing during this live stream, he seems really pod-like?

Guy 2: The Depressed Guy is playing.

Guy 1: Oh ok so John Tarr Jr. is playing... Thanks.
by Carl's Shaft July 11, 2011
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