by @RaunchyGenius January 20, 2014
Get the turd deli mug.A wonderful person, someone who you appreciate having around. Mostly used as a term of affection for someone who's just done you a favor.
"Did you get me coffee? Thank you! You are a delicious boat."
"The worst thing I can say about that girl is that she is not a delicious boat."
"The worst thing I can say about that girl is that she is not a delicious boat."
by EWBANH February 3, 2010
Get the Delicious Boat mug.A well-used and multi-layered vagina that when viewed from a second person perspective resembles the appearance of a large bag of medium sliced deli ham.
Oh Yeah! feels just like a bag a deli ham.
Holy Nazi-Cock FUCK! I almost threw up when I saw that she had a bag a deli ham!
What the fuck? that bag a deli ham looks like she is giving birth to a Shar Pei.
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What the fuck? that bag a deli ham looks like she is giving birth to a Shar Pei.
by Brovert December 14, 2012
Get the A bag a deli ham mug.consciously and intentionally; on purpose.
I deliberately didn't do my homework.
by FancySweetCake November 18, 2013
Get the deliberately mug.A nickname borrowed from the common apple which is used to describe an extremely attractive female who easily turns red due to any kind of embarrassment or laughter.
Casper: "Hey girl, you're super cute."
Jessica: "Awww stop it! You're making me blush!"
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Jessica: "Awww stop it! You're making me blush!"
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by crispychicken November 1, 2012
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Candy that is delicious.
Much like delicious cake, you must eat it!
If you see a delicious candy in the hands of someone else,
even if that person were a small child;
you must SEIZE AND CONSUME it.
Candy that is delicious.
Much like delicious cake, you must eat it!
If you see a delicious candy in the hands of someone else,
even if that person were a small child;
you must SEIZE AND CONSUME it.
This is delicious candy
YOU MUST EAT IT
If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of small child
would you SEIZE AND CONSUME it?!
YOU MUST EAT IT
If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of small child
would you SEIZE AND CONSUME it?!
by rzhhhh July 7, 2010
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Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!
by ghostngoose February 3, 2022
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