Once the man passes the point of no return he man shouts 'Come dasher come dancer come prancer come vixen, come comet come cupid come dunder come blixem' and as he sprays his messy load he punches her in the nose and shouts 'guide my sleigh tonight'
by Fogt December 16, 2017
Get the The Christmas Deliverymug. Thirty one seconds of hell in which you're forced to watch animated Grubhub characters do a horrible dance with unfitting music that tries too hard to appeal to a younger audience.
by Ak!to January 13, 2021
Get the Delivery Dancemug. A person who loves to drive and thinks his or her car is a toy. Aided by the power of the companies name, the driver is filled with a sense of Righteousness as they skid around a corner weaving through traffic. This cigarette smoking Delivery Driver is "NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH". Will not hesitate to throw you into oncoming traffic(while listening to Black Sabbath as he throws his head back and laughs, lighting another cigarette). And the most important fact, the driver knows where you live. Most likely has a "shit-list" of addresses to "bad tippers".
The Delivery Driver peeled out of the parking lot, throwing an empty can of beer out the window as he sqwealed around the corner.
That driver smelled like cigarettes and booze again.
my pizza is missing toppings!
Did you see those two cars racing? the Papa Johns guy smoked him.
That driver smelled like cigarettes and booze again.
my pizza is missing toppings!
Did you see those two cars racing? the Papa Johns guy smoked him.
by butseks February 8, 2010
Get the Delivery Drivermug. On instance of a very regular and frequent schedule of sexual encounters between a male and their current partner.
by hactar May 1, 2003
Get the wood deliverymug. A booty call made after a night out with the assumption the he/she will come to your place. This is as opposed to picking up at the bar.
David: Yo Jake, is your girlfriend gonna meet up with us or are you bringing home one of those sweeties.
Jake: Nah man, I'm just gonna order delivery after we leave. If she aint there in 30 I think I get head for free.
Jake: Nah man, I'm just gonna order delivery after we leave. If she aint there in 30 I think I get head for free.
by Dr. Fus December 19, 2008
Get the order deliverymug. verb. Excuse given when you cant come into work because you have a job interview or you are meeting a hot Asian girl.
by TheDude2000 June 25, 2012
Get the dishwasher deliverymug. The act of having anal intercourse while giving birth. Upon ejaculation she gets a good ol' fashion cream pie and the baby gets a little messy 😜
(Kid) Hey dad was my birth natural?
(Father) ...yes son it was very natural, it was a pretty messy delivery
(Kid) Shrek is love Shrek is life
(Father) ...yes son it was very natural, it was a pretty messy delivery
(Kid) Shrek is love Shrek is life
by A.D. Khaled June 28, 2015
Get the Messy Deliverymug.