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delayed hangover

Unlike the typical hangover where you wake up sick and feeling like shit, the delayed hangover is a tricky little bitch.

This is the phenomenon that occurs when you have spent the evening drinking to excess. You go to bed drunk. You wake up feeling fine! You go about your normal routine- eating, drinking coffee and such. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, the hangover that you smugly thought you had escaped materializes. This is HOURS after you woke up. What. The. Hell.

Synonymn: Creeper Hangover.
Last night I got so drunk! I woke up feeling awesome so I decided to go see my parents, only to be ambushed with the dreaded delayed hangover. I spent alot of time in the bathroom and trying not to pass out. I played it off to my parents that I ate something bad.
by All4Us December 29, 2008
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Delaney

Delaney

She is the most amazing girl in the world, not to mention she is the worlds greatest girlfriend, she really knows how to make you smile even if you are down. She is beautiful, smart, funny, kind, and just flat out amazing. She gives the sweetest complements and she means it! She will do the cutest things even in the least expected times. She's a romantic and a great kisser ;) and the one I want to be with forever. If you get the chance to fall in love with her you better take it, you won't regret it! She's somone you never want to lose! I love you with all of my heart D <3
by Cole_S11 December 25, 2014
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dirty delaney

She’s shy but freaky on the sheets, you might think she’s innocent but she’s not, she’s actually a super horny person.
Dirty Delaney ain’t holy.
by Powerpuffsgirls April 12, 2020
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De'Layne

Amazing smile. Beautiful and Intelligent. Serious when she has to be; holds her friends and family closer to her than anyone else in the world. Playful, confident, and clever.
The only thing that would make this day better would be to see a De'Layne.
by De'Layne January 13, 2009
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Delayed Space-U-Later

Used to describe Jeff Bezos the day (July 20, 2021) he took his first commercial flight into space too late. King of Amazon may have had eyes on the wings and astronaut title but he didn't meet the requirements in time. The Federal Aviation Administration chose that same day to update the requirements to join the ranks of astronaut. It was the first major change to the rules since 2004. Turns out Jeff didn't get his wings or title due to not meeting one requirement. He only got a $5.5 billion honorary title and only 4 minutes in space. Gee, that was fast. Just one day before and he would have qualified. Well played FAA. Savage af.
Jeff Bezos spent $5.5 billion for an honorary title and 4 mins in space because he is a delayed space-u-later. Jeff is definitely big mad and probably butt hurt at the FAA for screwing him hard.
by OG_Epimetheus July 25, 2021
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Delaney

A beautiful girl which every boy is chasing after; intelligent; Loving; desired; caring; graceful; honest; trustworthy; humble; bashful. A Delaney will allways be loved. Sometimes a Delaney apologizes more than necissary and feels nervous and guilty very easily but she means no harm. Delaney is amazing.
"Oh I wish I was more like Delaney"

"Delaney is the most amazing girl I have ever seen"

"I love Delaney"
by Jenny Ily Cusack January 3, 2010
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Delayni

Delayni is a very pretty young lady who doesn’t know she’s pretty. She is very insecure and shouldn’t be because she’s drop dead gorgeous. Not many boys fall for her but their missing out. Along with looks Delayni is very athletic and strong. Delayni is unique, very kind, and funny. Love her.
Friend 1- “OMG SHES GORGEOUS!”
Friend 2- “yeah! She must be a Delayni!”
by Montanaoof June 27, 2018
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