delaware sprinkler

The act of a man ejaculating into his own mouth and then expectorating it onto his partners facial region.

My gf can't get enough delaware sprinklers

by angryleprechaun April 18, 2015

15 MINUTE DELAY

Classic XQC clip

15 MINUTE DELAY
AND THEN WHAT?
THEN WHAT?
I TALK TO MYSELF,
LIKE SOME CRAZY
COMPLETE IDIOT?
HEY GUYS THANKS FOR THE SUB MAN
OH OH YO OH WAIT,
OH YOU'RE,
YOU'RE TWELVE?
OH O YOU HAVE A BEARD NOW?
THAT'S FANTASTIC
DUD, DUD
THE,
THE VIEWERS WILL GROW UP,
HAVE CHILDREN,
GO TO COLLEGE,
GRADUATE,
GET MARRIED,
GET SIX KIDS,
DIE,
COME BACK TO LIFE,
GET REZZED,
THEN I'LL STILL FU-
SHAAA
DU-DU
This chat is so f**king ret*rded düd,
I actually can't f**king listen to them anymore düd
Fifteen minutes delay?
Please düd,
Stop smoking cr*ck
Fifteen minutes?

by DeepFuckingDictionary October 30, 2021

Delaware Donut

A frozen Breakfast sandwich that they would just throw it in the microwave and in like two minutes you would have your breakfast.

Hey Braddock are you gonna get a “Delaware Donut?” If so tell Furby to make me one too!!

by Staydown2722 September 10, 2020

urban delay

When Urban Dictionary does not have a word of the day in a timely fashion.

Adam: Dude it's 6:01 PM and there's still no new word of the day.

Steve: Wow. Sounds like some serious urban delay.

by Jeksrasmeme March 28, 2011

2 hour delay

It is when school gets delayed and starts 2 hours late. Kids love it and parents hate it. Causes can be fog, ice, and snow. More common in the northern U.S. but not unheard of in the Southern U.S.

I'm sleeping in today its a 2 hour delay.

Maybe if it keeps snowing the 2 hour delay will turn into a snowday

by Distance4life February 13, 2010

cum delay

The act of depriving yourself of an orgasm by any means necessary during a masturbation session on a porn site; because you know that once you cum, you will immediately lose interest in watching those other porn clips you wanted to as you were browsing the site.

acts of prevention may include, but are not limited to: Squeezing your dick as hard as you possibly can, slapping your dick extremely hard, thinking of something you consider a complete turn off, pushing your dick forward as far as you possibly can.

1.) I was about to bust while watching this porn clip, but employing the methods of cum delay i squeezed down on my dick as to not allow anything to come out, so that I could watch the other 5 videos I had lined up afterward.

2.) I'll compile a list of clips I want to watch, and cum delay until I watch the last one.

by wibbles11223 October 13, 2010

Tower delay simulator

BELOW NATURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

Guy: Hey dude tds is updating in a few weeks!
A few weeks later
Guy: bruh tower delay simulator

by Totally not BelowNatural August 21, 2021