defibulator

a device constructed of toliet paper roll and bounce sheets to filter out the weed smoke

yo pass me the defibulator so my moms cant smell the smoke!

by Stewie31 May 2, 2009

dejaculate

a horrible, revolting feeling initiated by the site of a really ugly person.

the opposite of ejaculate.

that girl is so ugly, she dejaculated me!

by cmccmccmc August 15, 2006

Defeculate

A word used to describe something fucked up beyond repair especially concerned with personal belongings.

"Man somebody fuckin defeculated that ride. I can't even tell what color it was."

by Billiam Heyton Ashbury Monteban III June 19, 2007

Depiculate

To figure out or decipher

You've called here multiple times you should be Able to depiculate who is talking.

by Jmarino May 21, 2016

Dejaculate

Having a great orgasm then in the middle of it realizing that your condom has disappeared.

I need to slow my roll or get smaller condoms, I totally didn't mean to dejaculate in that chick.

by FunMistake November 6, 2011

self-deficate

Using Insults and Demeaning Terms to define yourself, in an attempt to either make others feel sorry for you, or make yourself a target of their anger.

Basically>Verbally Shitting On Ones Self.

Self-Defication is usually over the top and vastly overkill. Sometimes people with Schizophrenia and bi-polar disorders are prone to this. Note Also Drug addicts are to prone to it.

#1 " You Fucking suck #2, fucking dick"

#2 " Yeah That's Right, I'm A DICK! I Suck yup, suck suck suck huge dick!... I'll go to Mexico and go blow one now! Cya." *door slams behind #2*

#3" What Was That?"
#1" That There is a self-deficate, in active form you'd call it self-defication, basically #2 is going for pity and a nice self-hate session, as most of Emo kind cannot stand being happy"

(Note: the overblown retort and return self-insulting are greater than the initial insult. this signifies a Self-Defication)

by BatFudge January 10, 2013

defibulated

To be defibulated

I was almost defibulated last night at the party

by Jalen Levene May 27, 2017