Defasex

The act of sexual intercourse while defacating simultaneously

I was fucking my girlfriend last night and she really had to take a shit, so we moved it to the bathroom and had defasex.

by purelygrace December 26, 2011

self defeces

Is a tactical countermeasure that involves defending oneself by shitting your self. it is a legal justification for the use of feces in times of danger.

Kid 1 : "Hey, how did you stop that bully from beating you up"
kid 2: "I stopped him by using self defeces"

Kid 1 : "Oh nice you shit yourself to as a method of self defense, GENIUS! "

by 12many1s November 6, 2014

Deuacekl

Word for a simping incel looking ass.

You seen that nigga Travis? Deadass he a deuacekl.

by That Nigga Dexter February 7, 2020

defacebooking

Defacebooking is sabotage of a friend’s Facebook ‘Wall’. Typical examples of defacebooking include outing the friend as a pedophile, a truant, a stealer of office supplies, a backstabber of BFFs, or a closet Mormon.

I had to un-friend Jeremy for defacebooking me! He ratted me out on my Wall for trying to poach Chase’s not quite-eighteen year old sister at Chase's party. Jeremy waited til I had just started my shift, and when I logged back on my Wall was like totally covered in flames.

by Mo Dixley February 3, 2010

defacialize

The act of ripping a persons facial skin and or flesh from her skull by pure force of ejaculation.

Nick Cage: "I want to take her face...off. I will defacialize her."
Henchman: "Man. You orgasm like a fire hose."

by jarulf October 17, 2011

defaecate

The method by which Government desseminates its political messages.

The Prime Minister proceeded to defaecate in front of the press conference.

by Luke Dawson April 30, 2004

defactorce

NOUN: a defacto divorce. Coined to fill a gap in the lexicon where defacto couples had to use the term 'break-up', which did not imply the full weight of the word 'divorce', despite the experiences being almost entirely identical.

Now that Adam and I are going through a defactorce, we have to open separate bank accounts and decide who gets to keep which whitegoods, not to mention custody of the cat.

by cvsanders August 6, 2010