golden deceiver

A blonde woman who looks good from behind but munted from the front. Nice body, shame about the boat race!

I was walking down the street, i saw the back end of this blonde bird who looked very nice, but when i saw her face i realised she was a right "golden deceiver". Like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.

by The Great Jon Cooper, stoke August 12, 2006

Decieved

When somebody makes up a story that's not true. They lie and play you for a fool just to get what they want.

I was decieved by a girl i used to call my best friend.i found out that she has lied to me so many times. and this time, she told me her boyfriend was dead.he really isnt. he was a good friend of mine. she did it to get my attention,for me to feel bad for her. i fell for her tears. and now shes looking for forgiveness. how the hell can you forgive someone that does that? you cant. she played me. she decieved me.



Gabby I hope you're happy.

by sasha k December 20, 2008

beaver deceiver

A homosexual man who flies beneath a woman's gaydar, and thus appears staight.

Marisa thought she was gonna hookup last night, but the guy turned out to be a beaver deceiver.

by Ben Hawks December 14, 2008

apphrodite deceiver

female whose on line photos have been transformed by photo imaging apps to make them look drop dead gorgeous when in reality they're pig ugly.

A bar....

girl: hi, you must be dave, am soooooo pleased to meet you dave, fancy that fuck we chatted about.

dave: who are you?

girl: oh yeah, like you dont know im hot babe 71...Sandra!

dave: oh no, another fucking apphrodite deceiver...

girl: so, your place or mine then for some bareback buggery?

dave: you gotta be kidding. i'd rather bareback a dead frog.

girl: WHAT!

by will6691 June 27, 2014

The Great Deceiver

The Great Deceiver is the true god and everyone else’s religion is based on what different people thing it is. It is truly up to you as to what it is.

“The Great Deceiver is the true god, although people interpret what it’s true motivations are.”

by Aftons williams July 3, 2022

deceivery

(Like deception except using the word deceive)

Thief --> thievery so deceive ---> deceivery

Alex: I live in Hawaii
Kevin: No you don't! You live in Texas
Alex: Darn you caught my deceivery....

by gpgif<3 March 28, 2016

Special Delievery

The act of being raped or molested by a UPS man.

"I've got a special delievery for you in the back."

by IonicAtlas September 5, 2016