Desantis

A common slang term, used in most of America, as short for a Dirty Sanchez.

Why did you come back from a political rally with a Desantis? Doesn't is smell bad? It looks horrible.

by Lord Destro June 3, 2023

DeSantis

The fecal matter that is emitted from a dog’s ass during defacation.

My eyes and nose were woke, when Karen came in the room with DeSantis on her shoe.

by DoPMovement December 2, 2023

DeSantis curious

DeSantis curious — The Republican Party kink of trying out Ron “pudding fingers and white rubber boots” DeSantis; as opposed to sticking with and getting screwed by Trump and Trump drama. The most recent example of Trump drama being Trump being found liable for the sexual abuse in the E. Jean Carroll on May 9th 2023.

The idea being: it may be better to be pudding fingered by DeSantis than to have the Republican Party FUCKED by Trump.

Unfortunately or fortunately, Ron DeSantis doesn’t have a personality; so, actually trying out pudding fingers is usually quite disappointing.

I used to like being grabbed by the pussy by Donald Trump; but, after years of this I’m kinda DeSantis curious.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 10, 2023

DeSantis Trailer

a tractor trailer whose trailer is refrigerated to help preserve the dead until they can be burried.

no vaxxers and no-maskers are the reason Florida needs DeSantis Trailers.

by Turth2Power September 8, 2021

DeSantis v. Disney

When a Pharisee-turned-politician, who is notorious for his “woke math” gospel in attracting “holy votes” among patriots and puritans in his red-pilled state, has been embarrassingly outwitted by an entertainment giant, and now wants to take revenge by threatening to impose taxes on its hotels and roads that lead to the theme park.

In the DeSantis v. Disney saga, it looks like the loser, who even had the time to write a MAGA-like book while in office, is running short of shady ideas how to fight his legal and political battles, especially when his previous über-corrupt and lying boss is leading in the latest polls despite his simultaneous jail-prone trials.

by Fasters April 9, 2023

DeSantis Surge

verb - The act of two men engaged in the act of fellatio simultaneously whilst both struggle to breathe as they suffer from Covid Pneumonia

“I heard a DeSantis Surge downstairs, they came last night, the ambulance came in the morning”

by NoDaddyNotTheHose August 9, 2021

DeSantis World

What Ron DeSantis wants to rename Disney World. Or perhaps the entirety of Florida.

Kyle: You know what? If Ron DeSantis turns Florida into DeSantis World, we are moving to California.
Chris: Yeah, that's a good idea. DeSantis is such a dictatoral dipcrap.

by The Real Driller May 19, 2023