dansk pilsner

An exotic kind of beer used by the poor, danish youth to forget their sorrows. Probably brewed on piss.

Hey, Carl, wanna grab a Tuborg?
No, what the hell, you think I’m rich?! Imma get a dansk pilsner!

by TeddyDrüg5zz April 8, 2021

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ted danson

Comical adjective used to describe an exclusive or luxury item. Used upon receiving an item to express a desire for a better version to satisfy one’s inflated ego. From the Seinfeld episode “The Finale” where George, expressing disgust at being given a small private plane, wants the same plane that Ted Danson would be given.

Now you get on the phone with Kimbrough, tell him what happened and tell him to get another plane down here, but this time, the good one - the Ted Danson plane.

by C Provencal April 29, 2008

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Dansko • The Dansko Shuffle • Fall off your Danskos • danko • DANSKJÄVLAR • dankon • dankona • Danson • danko jones • Dankologist

Royal Dansk

1. A brand of Danish Butter Cookies
2. A risky sexual manuver, often involving over a yard of fine silks, and/or a midget pervert elf named marc.

1. I never get sick of the rich taste or a Royale Dansk.

2. ...so she screwed up on the Royale Dansk and got her vagina stretched by over 2 feet.

by twinkle toe November 30, 2003

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dankosity biscuit

pot cookie that hits you like fuckin kryptonite. Go back to tha valley, blouses

1) can no longer function properly
2) so high are no longer *entirely* focused on sex with hotties
3) probably gonna cheese out--a lot--as in all day cheesefest (crumbles of dankosity biscuit seen amid disheveled piles of clothes strewn across floor)
4) might try to revive oneself in cold shower but instead pass out with water running and pinch a loaf in the tub

by matthew mc December 9, 2008

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