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dangershit

Similar to the legendary dangerwank, taking a dangershit involves calling to another occupant of the residence, and then attempting to take a shit somewhere in the house.

The subject succeeds if he/she manages to pretend that he/she has no knowledge of the shit in question, skillful acting is often needed.
Tom: Dude, earlier i took a dangershit in the kitchen and called Lisa.
Matt: Why the fuck did you do that?
Tom: It's funny, I pulled out my Marlon Brando acting skills and blamed it on the dog.
Matt: You're one fucked up nigger.
Tom: Be right back, gonna take a shit in Poppy's bed.
by Harold Shitman December 13, 2007
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Dangers

"hi Dangers"
by Dangers-J November 27, 2018
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Dangersexual

A person who is is attracted to the face or the concept of danger. It doesn't matter that the danger is life-threatening, the person will still be aroused or attracted by it.
Adelina explains to Lyra carefully about her friend.
"Look, Jeremy is more like a Dangersexual, because he has a tendancy to date dangerous people, myself included"
by Reithesinful69 May 4, 2022
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Dannersmee

Dannersmee is an inspiration to many people. Dannersmee has a boyfriend named JAAAASP. Dannersmee also speaks fluent dannerbourgish! Her best pook is Deejsters, who also hates her enemies, Exer Bellington and Beef Strogi
Did you see Dannersmee? She’s such a beautiful creature!
by anonymous October 4, 2023
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hang dangers

The tits of a woman, usually at the age of 40 or older that sag to the point that they drag along the ground. Usually they require the use of the infamous "Over the shoulder boulder holders". They can also be referred to as fried eggs hanging from a nail. Usually unassuming and appear large and appealing when clothed but when unleashed they're given away by the classic double thump or " thump thump!" Approach any suspect hang dangers with caution, unless you're into that kinda stuff.
Dude, Joey's mom has a nice rack!

-friend- Yeah, but they're freakin hang dangers man! I totally caught her getting out of the shower and I swear to God she almost tripped over them.
by TheDude41780 March 11, 2015
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Tan danggers

Those half pants half shorts that most Puerto Ricans wear. This item of clothing ends near the ankle and does not taper in width. Usually consists of denim or camo printed khaki material.
" yo did you see Edwin's Tan Danggers, they are dope "
by Edwinperez September 27, 2015
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Wannger dannger

When a man gets his foreskin caught in his zipper.
Gary had a wannger dannger at Walmart in the bathroom next Reece.
by Magic beanster July 10, 2018
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