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dangling bits

An Irish description, usually demeaning, for a mans genitals. Typically refering to a cowardly man, or bully.
Dennis is lacking a lot in the dangling bits.

Brigid: "Dennis stop that shit or I will cut off your dangling bits!"
by Bubba J October 2, 2007
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Dangling Participle

An exposed penis, generally used when an exposed dick is seen in public.
"Did you see that dude's dangling participle?"
"Yeah."
"What kind of church is this again?"
by Bleepbloopblorpblip April 9, 2012
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Dangling Clam

The rear view of a vagina when a woman is standing up straight with her legs slightly spread. The best view of a dangling clam is when one kneels so that his or her head is slightly below the woman's butt cheeks. This view is so named because the vagina in this state looks remarkably similar to a clam that is hanging and has it's widest face facing perpendicularly towards a person's eyes.
Yo Brian, check out that hot dangling clam over there. We can all see her vagina and she is none the wiser because she isn't even bent over. Fuckin' clam bake over here.
by Bonny LeBaron April 30, 2011
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Dangling Oyster

Noun. A low hanging clitoris visible when one is standing naked.
I knew Nicole was a slut when I was able to flick her dangling oyster from across the room.
by K33n August 8, 2014
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Dangling Feelers

When a pair of balls that are dangled above the face of someone else so that they may feel the danglers, physically & emotionally.

Dangling Feelers can become addictive over time. Increased exposure can make you a Dangling Feeler fiend.
"Rob's dangling feelers went up my nostrils last night!"
"I sure do love me some dangling feelers!"
"Man, when I gave Sam those dangling feelers, she felt my danglers!"
by TAJIZZLE March 15, 2021
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dangling the carrot

Like dangling a carrot in front of a horse. A tease
"She keeps telling me She wants to have sex. I think she's just dangling the carrot"
by deathisajoy January 7, 2016
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Dangling Disappointment

Used to describe someone's penis that is less than blessed. A very small penis.
I hope this girl I met last night is ready for 2 and a half inches of dangling disappointment!!
by Stitchking July 29, 2011
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