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Dwarves

Dwarves are the most sturdy race. They are also shorter then most, due to centuries of adaptation to underground homes.

Dwarves are alcohol dependent. They can survive without alcohol but they do slowdown becoming sluggish and grouchy. Dwarves uses alcohol as energy rather then intoxicant. NEVER DRINK WITH DWARVES.

Dwarves love gems & metals and much of there time is spent underground. This can lead to consequences for dwarves who don't get out, mainly cave adaptation.

Dwarves are a friendly race trading with the smelly elves and the humans. Dwarves and Goblins are natural enemies. after seeing each other they will immediately start kicking, punching, and biting each other to death. Dwarves mostly ignore kobold.

Dwarves are a Monarchy. A king who is supreme leader, barons who command regions, and Mayors who rule settlements. All positions can be held by either gender.

Living up to 170 years of age dwarves are very clever building complex traps and tools out of whatever is on hand (rocks)and are the only race afflicted by fay-moods that make them seek out parts to craft items of legendary quality, needs not being met can lead to depression, rage, insanity, and nudism.

Killing animals enemies and plants is ok so long as they are sanctioned. A dwarf committing assault and vandalism are punished. Killing, treason, ect. are punished by death. Lying is a personal matter.
The dwarves of Bad girder where a quick witted bunch with many traps and death machines protecting them but nothing could stop the booze drought.
by Blarny August 27, 2012
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soap the dwarves

"soaping the dwarves"
to perform a tit-wank whilst said mameries are soaped up. the dwarves refer to the breasts
"oh my god, last night she asked me to soap the dwarves. we were going for so long they were red for hours!"
by malkowankers October 20, 2008
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Midget Among Dwarves

To look good at doing something when your bad at it because everyone else is worse than you. First used in Family Guy in the "Midget among Dwarves" scene.
Joe: Wow, Jose is really good at basketball!
Bob: No, it's just that everyone else sucks. He is a midget among dwarves.
by SuggesterCow December 17, 2009
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DwarvenDictionary.com

The official dictionary website for dwarves. If you go on DwarvenDictionary.com and you are not a dwarf, the CIA will hunt you down and put you into their Dwarf-Tron 2000 and make you into a dwarf.
DwarvenDictionary.com is for dwarves only. This is protected by law.
by a handicap. September 8, 2022
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Dharven

Dharven is someone Mankind, Great Lover, Optimistic
Talent analysis of Dharven by expression number 9
“You are the humanitarian. You are attracted to a cause or a movement whose purpose is to make a better world. You are extremely idealistic, sometimes to the point of being naive about people or methods. You have great compassion and seek to create a more humane society. You are drawn to those who suffer physically or are at the hand of injustice. You are the righter of wrongs. Your deepest intention is to transform the world. ”
by Sundar March 14, 2022
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Dwarves

Dwarves are annoying little creatures that manage to bug the hell out of the forum users on divachix.com
Those girls are such dwarves!
by A DC Forum guest August 3, 2010
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Gay Demented Hairy Dwarves

Short, Furry Woodland Creatures That Are Attracted To Girls Whose Names Begin With The Letter T.

See: Anirbaan


Enjoys Fishing, Rollerblading and Jiving, Ureferably At The Same Time.


Was Created By K&T In The Lair Known As P, Presided Over By G, With A,N,J and another P Present, While Discussing M, On The Day Of S, While Eating P with (F)P.
Where's that GayDementedHairyDwarf? Oh There He Is!
by AuguR April 8, 2004
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