Donker

Pronunciation: DAWN-KERR
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural Donkers

The tissue projectile of the male species. Used for reproduction and in some small Oceania countries, it is used as a toothbrush.

Hello, woman, how would you feel about riding a unicycle and then you can all but karate chop my donker?

by B October 6, 2003

donker

a derrogatory term condoning foolishness or stupidity.

Your such a donker when you date online men.

by Steph.Nora January 1, 2006

donker

A baseball that is bigger than a usual baseball. Almost the size of a softball.

She hit the donker hard and scored a homerun.

by Nenothel November 14, 2007

Donker

A Donker is a fatass cone of gorilla glue, or other strong sativa/hybrid.

While they can be smoked by a single person for full effect, donkers are usually split between three or four regular smokers.

Dude like I know I smoked a full donker, but this shit’s whacky tacky strong dude.

by Dethylmadehide April 29, 2019

Donker

A middle aged man who complains about doing manual labor, addicted to cigarettes and alcohol and fears dying.

Hey man did you see the donker crying on the job today" he was smoking up a storm, yet talking about how he fears death?

by Michael Dunham October 7, 2021

Donker

an object smoked in a tobacco leaf.

synonym for a blunt or cigar

Yaaah, duuude we’re gonna smoke some big DONKERS tonoight! ROCK ON!

by fbkthemk August 6, 2022

Donker

Rya

Are you watching the donkers stream today?

by Roland4ever March 30, 2023