Dong

A word meaning penis

Mike loves his dads dong

by Ham1782 April 13, 2021

dong

1. Colloquial term for the penis.
2. An idiot. Similar to referring to someone as a cock, prick...etc

1. I have a fat dong.
2. Dave is a right dong!

by Law July 10, 2004

dong

Colloquial vulgar expression, referring to the male genitalia, especially the penis.

Simeon has a huge dong.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

The Dong

A reference to the Nintendo franchise Donkey Kong. The Dong is a reference to Donkey Kong himself. It is mainly used because almost all of Donkey Kong's portraits portray him with a massive erection.

Dude, the Dong expanded upon me. Thats why i lost that minigame.

by The N64 Expansion pack May 21, 2017

dong

A penis of unusually high weight/mass/girth.

"Did you see the size of his dong?"
"Yeah, it weighed 3 pounds!"

by Hansome Harry October 25, 2007

Dong

1.The best euphemism for a penis.

2.What I refer to my penis as.

"It's too fuckin' hot out. My dong is sticking to my leg."

by What the shit? January 15, 2009

Dong

A small penis with an exceptionally large, purple mushroom head. Usually circumcised

"Stop squeezing your brother's Dong, Jimmy

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023