Doin' Your Mom!

A hilarious internet song made by Ray William Johnson and Fatty Spins.

Yeah I was doin' your mom! yes yours, first saw at the Wal-Mart pickin' out your drawers. Big Dolly Parton hair like an '80's prom queen, but her ass was lookin' all up in those mom jeans. So I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby! Wassup?" she had two gallons of milk and I was starin' at her jugs. 5 minutes later she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity-giggity-giggity!

by I'm doin' your mom! January 19, 2010

doin your mom

A slang term for fucking your mother. Often used as a comeback. Commonly used among sixth graders in school.

Lady Gaga was doin your mom last night.

by shizjizzmywizz March 13, 2010

Doin too much

verb. doing more than needs to be done or should be done.

Say some girl likes a guy at a club, so she follows him around and tries to talk to him at every chance she gets, even though he is clearly uninterested.

"Look at that poor girl, she's doin too much!"

Also, girls and guys who are obviously trying way too hard to act cool or look good.

"Did you see that girl with her titties hanging out for everyone to see? She's doin way too much!"

by Miss Lawn April 9, 2009

Doin' a conlon

when a person is mentally intoxicated and finds anything funny while being completely sober. They commonly use the catchphrase 'Na Na Na' and throw back their head when they laugh.

person 1: oh my god what is she doing!! she's running about mad chasing a pigeon
person 2: dude..she's doin' a conlon

by I'm-still-not-ready August 5, 2014

doin' it live

something that's def. goin' down. usually involving the chronic, thizz, drank, etc. baller status.

yeeea yeeea we doin' it live tonight, niggaaaa!!!

shit, mayne! we do it live ERRRY NIGHT!

by mandrizzle, bizzle May 18, 2007

Doin' the Shiny

Pretending to be doing something of importance, while actually doing nothing at all. Or just flat wasting time.

Greg - What are you up to man?

Sam- I'm doin' the shiny.

Greg - Right on.

by Devan Jaxon March 16, 2010

Doin The Cockroach

Term used by the band modest mouse meaning going through a daily routine talking about things that truly dont matter and living life without importance. Being as worthless as a cockroach.

"Doin the cockroach yeah!"

"Ever since i got this job ive been doing the cockroach"

"Quit doing the cockroach and get the hell out of the house"

by dirty x d January 29, 2010