Dwayche

to describe a person or thing you do not like

to be dwayched - to have an unfavorable action done to one's self

"I can't believe that dwayche would do something like that!"

"That dude just dwayched me"

by kswiss996 November 4, 2011

Dick for daycare

When you're with a chick that's crazy, but she watches your kid while you're at work. The sex is great, so you don't feel the need to go to your backup plan just yet.

Similar to a Bangmaid

Guy 1- "Why are you still with that crazy bitch?"
Guy 2-"She's cheaper than a babysitter"
Guy 1- "So it's a dick for daycare situation?"
Guy 2- "Pretty much"

by Roscoe Moist December 3, 2016

Daycen

A real loyal guy. He loves sports but more importantly when he sees the girl he wants he’ll do anything to have her. When he gets her she gets treated like a queen. Now just be carful because he can get really jealous because he loves his girl so much. So make sure you spend the majority of your time with him, and not so much your dude friends anymore. But it’s ok if you still hangout with them because he’s very understanding, he will never question your loyalty and he will take your side even if the world feels like it’s against you. He values honesty and communication. he’s not afraid to get in trouble for you he’s not afraid to have a good time too. Daycen is the type of guy once you meet him you’ll never want to let him go. Daycen will never seize to make you smile to make you laugh and to make you fall in love over and over for him! Daycen loves sports and loves baseball, so word of advice ladies watch a couple of games with him. You don’t want him to ever slip away.

Wow that “Daycen” guy looks so good in his baseball uniform.

by Victoria Daycen Dace Dayce January 15, 2020

daycation

a vacation that only lasts one day

"that was an awesome daycation"

by Seditious Jason April 11, 2009

Daycare Parent

A rude uncaring prick that acts like you are there just to serve them. They assume you have no life and love to watch their brats for little money. They think you shouldn't mind if they are late or rude.

The dumb daycare parent was late again today picking up and conviently forgot to pay me.

by Queen1969 December 11, 2005

Daycism

Intolerance or prejudice of a certain day or group of days.

"Man i fuckin hate Mondays,They are the worst days of the week"

"Dude you're ignorant, that's Daycism!"

"Yeah, shut up you Daycist!"

by AgentSneak April 13, 2008

Daycare Lung

The often recurring general sickness that daycare children get from age zero to 2 years - which keeps their nose constantly running. Daycare lung typically disappears after two years when the child has built up an immunity to most germs known to mankind.

I'll be working from home tomorrow again - Madelin's daycare lung is acting up for the third time this month and she has been banned from school until her fever breaks.

by TiredDad October 5, 2009