Dishornist disease

Causes an individual to think of sex, masturbation, and causes one to be horny even when not turned on.

I can’t believe it, Sarah has the Dishornist disease.

by PytNiyah December 14, 2021

disconetiquette

The etiquette of calling someone back after your call becomes disconnected after long holds.

The representative at MYOB had good disconetiquette, they called me back after 10 hours on hold when they dropped the phone and disconnected me because their phone system was faulty.

by DigitalRampage March 10, 2022

Dehonest

adj.

The discovery that an apparent truth was in fact a lie. Not to be confused with being Dionest.

"Dan told me that drinks were going to be £1 all night just so I would invite loads of people. Turns out the drinks are £2 - I feel so dehonest!"

by Mr. Duffy October 9, 2008

Disonent

when something sucks really bad it is disonent

"my mom caught me smoken po"t... thats dis (disonent)

by wacko zacko October 13, 2011

dishonestation

n. pl. Dishonestations
1. Not True
2. LIES!

A Word from a series of words I made up to counter the word, LIES!

<Eh^Sweet> LIES!
<Eh^Tuxebux> DISHONESTATIONS!

by Tuxebux August 4, 2004

Mishonest

The act of integrating "mistaken details" with dishonest intentions. Dishonesty carried out through a "lack of awareness" of the importance of some missing/mistaken details.

Sally's played naiveness and mishonesty became too much to swallow. She couldn't see the distrust it developed in those around her.

by YoursTrulyForNow December 3, 2010

dishonesty garb

Formal wear such as a suit and tie. Generally seen on politicians, lawyers, used car salesmen and others commonly believed to be dishonest but who use it in an attempt to appear trustworthy.

My family demanded I wear my dishonesty garb to the funeral.

by decianfalx May 20, 2021