duckotomy

A duckotomy, similar to a dichotomy, is a condition wherein a duck is split into two equal but non-overlapping parts, normally before duckfisting.

Phred and Shaunequa were presented with a duckotomy last Wednesday. They could not resolve it.

by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009

dankotomy

Surgical procedure to decrease someones dank to a humane level where there dank side of the force will not threaten government rule.

"yo you here about larocca?"

"nah man wat happened?"
"he was too dank so the man made him get a dankotomy"

by Dankman 400 November 19, 2009

Dickonometry

The science of determining a man's penis size through careful study of his physical features, e.g., height, weight, build, size of hands/feet/nose and jawline angle.

After a thorough dickonometry evaluation, she determined that his dick is so small, even quarks are jealous.

by TheBombMama October 7, 2015

Dicktoms

symptoms associated to dick/penis

after several rounds of penetration, Beth started to feel a few Dicktoms like phantom dick, shakey legs and dizziness

by Vegan baby February 20, 2022

dickstomp

where somebody's penis gets stepped on.

my friend got dickstomped the other day and he is still crying... like a little bitch.

by Stompy McDick May 3, 2008

dichotomy

the comparison of two groups that usually appear to contridict each other

The dichotomy between eastern and western cultures..

by Three August 26, 2003

Dicktory

When you win a cock fight with your contestant.

John celebrated his Dicktory after beating his friend with his cock.

by Findloo Chunk April 27, 2020