diabolical carousel

1. v. The act of putting Crisco on a stripper pole so that when the stripper attemps to spin or swing on it she flies off and breaks her arm, thereby allowing you ejaculate on her flailing, injured, helpless body.

2. n. The experience of said act.

E-Rock: "Did you hear about Iain and that 33 year old mother of two?"
Ja-Rizzle: "Shits yeah, son. I heard he's pretty traumatized."
E-Rock: "You know what would cheer him up? Going down to the club for a ride on the diabolical carousel!"

by Stampy October 26, 2005

Diabolical Lick

A stupid TikTok Trend in Which Stupid Kids steal stuff from the school's Restroom thinking that it's funny and assuming that it will make them cool

Stupid kid 1: "Dude im gonna hit the most diabolical lick and steal the soap dispeneser!"
Stupid kid 2: "No way bro you're so crazy."

by That_Mexican_Guy September 20, 2021

diabolical duo

literally: Duncil and Lewis.
A phrase used to describe a team of crime fighters, whose analytical skills are matched only by that of a chimpanzee and a clam.
2) the nightmare of anyone who would even dream of commiting a crime in the vicinity of north yorkshire england

holy shit, stop screwing that sheep, here comes the diabolical duo!

by Dusitn for pres in 96 April 24, 2005

diabolical hater

Someone who hates to the sixth power.

I have a friend that is a diabolical hater of LeBron James' success.

by chubbyluv February 1, 2016

Diabolical Lick

When someone steals something from school

Guy 1: Ayo u know who stole the sink from the 2nd floor A wing bathrooms?

Guy 2: Idk but who can get away with that diabolical lick?

by ThatDog September 9, 2021

diabolical lick

a very, very well paying and rewarding item that one steals from a place

Bartholomew: dude check this shit out, fully working soap dispenser taken straight from the school bathroom
Humphrey II Jr.: dude that's diabolical lick holy shit

by XXX_pussyslayer621xXX September 13, 2021

diabolical lick

a trend on tiktok where dumbass teens steal stuff from school and call it a diabolical lick

person 1: yooo i just hit this diabolical lick today😩
person 2: sick dude 😩😩

by thatgurl22 September 14, 2021