D.A.W.M. (Dork with a Microphone)

a person who uses a microphone in mic enabled online multiplayer games to talk, play recordings, or do various other things completely irrelevant to the game at hand.

it is reserved for people who do nothing but play music, brag about various things, or berates fellow teammates for doing nothing all the while they had a mic and did nothing useful with it.

"you D.A.W.M. (Dork with a Microphone)" or "what a D.A.W.M. (Dork with a Microphone)"

by porcupyne November 30, 2009

D'awks

When something is both cute (dawwww) and awkward.

That fat girl is so d'awks

by GioDidn'tComeUpWithThisAtAll March 1, 2012

d'awkward

A follow up reaction to a situation or statement that is both cute and awkwardly uncomfortable.

You walk in on your parents spooning on the couch, watching a movie. The Only response is "d'awkward" as you walk out of the room.

by Zoocosm August 31, 2013

d'awwh

Another phrase for saying something is cute as fuck

D'awwh, look at that puppy

by Theillestnigggga October 1, 2015

d.a.w.c.

1.) Dumb asses with cameras.

Hey John, did uou see me on d.a.w.c. last night?

by Codyb July 24, 2008

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by lotto6969 July 9, 2025

A.W.D.D.

Acronym for Attention Whore Deficit Disorder

Guy A : Dude! Have you seen that video of me I just uploaded yet?
Guy B : Did you seriously just drive 30 miles to tell me that?
Guy A : Well? Have you?
Guy B : Man, you've got A.W.D.D. Get some help, but first get the hell outta here.

by Big Bear #2 February 14, 2010