Casting Spells

Another way of saying you farted

Dude I've been casting spells on my roommates pillow maybe he'll get pink eye.

by Randy Stuker February 4, 2009

casting billet

Euphemism meaning defecation. Popular with the redneck/metalworker crowd.

Man, that gordita went down easy. In about ten minutes I'll be sitting on the pot casting billet.

by privatejoker85 November 10, 2009

Casting Spurgeon

To judge a person biased on hearsay or rumor.

To cast judgement.

Amanda is casting Spurgeon’s on me and I didn’t even sleep with her friend.

by Spurg1988 July 3, 2018

casting couch

When a person of high status, normally a casting director, hires someone who they think is fit for sex, forgetting that the job requires different professional talent.

It could merely lead to a second date situation where the successful candidate has a chance to decide whether or not she fancies the casting director.

- She's hot but she can't act to save her life. Must be the casting couch.
- But wasn't the casting director a lady?
- Works both ways I suppose :D

by Arthur "Hugo" Laurents September 5, 2011

cystinosis

a disease that will make you stronger.

She's a strong warrior. It's in her DNA. She has cystinosis.

by warrior2012 January 17, 2012

woke casting

Casting a character for attempted inclusivity or whitewashing, only for it to look out of place to the story.

That one guy in that place and time in the story was obvious woke casting.

by zaroneon January 21, 2021

Casting Churchill's reflection

The act of creating the likeness, in the water of a toilet bowl, of the British Prime Minister (1940-45 and 1951-55) Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965), when expelling a brown trout. The role of his face is played by your fat arse, while your dog's egg is a stand in for the cigar protruding from his lips.

"I won't be a minute dear, I'm just off to the bog to cast Churchill's reflection"

by Phil G September 7, 2005