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cooter poot

Man, when I pulled out, Cheryl let loose a cooter poot that parted my hair!
by Ferguson June 9, 2005
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cooter monkey

Evil creatures that live in girls' underpants.
That girl is dirty. She has cooter monkeys.
by Momanon November 11, 2004
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cooter slam

a dance move where the dancer drops to a complete straddle split in one count. Technically known as a 'split ala seconde'.
The way Michelle did that cooter slam, you'd think she was a Solid Gold dancer!
by TimmyAtl October 3, 2007
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Rectal Coyote

Noun. A person who conceals contraband in his/her/their/y'all people's anal cavity.

Verb. The act of concealing contraband in the anal cavity.
Ex. 1

C-Dogg: My girl came through with a burner phone, two bindles of black, and zip of white. We need to find someone who can get that shit onto the yard!

Peanut Head: Don't trip rogue. Wes Watson is available to hoop that shit.

C-Dogg: You sure? Between all his paperwork and steroids, are you sure there's enough room up in there?

Peanut Head: It's all good. He's a Rectal Coyote!

Ex. 2

Demetrius approaches DaJuan. He glances around to see if anyone is eavesdropping.

Demetrius: Psst. The Down Low meeting is tonight! You be bringing the Crisco and the man wipes. Keep it on the DL!

DaJuan rubs his hands together and smiles.

DaJuan: Word. And I'll be Rectal Coyoting that shit playa!

Demetrius: And it might be more like Coyote Ugly when it comes out.
by ZXY&ABC October 28, 2022
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cooter bite

The tightening of the muscles in the vagina during a womans orgasm.
Man that chicks cooter bite was intense.
by DaMoOf December 29, 2006
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Coyote Repugly

The most horrible experience ever. Waking up after being extremely inebriated next to a Republican (as evidenced by the giant posters in his room for Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, FoxNews, and the college abstinance-only club), who in your intoxicated state, you thought was attractive.
He'd seemed cute the night before, but when I woke up face-to-face with the Glen Beck poster, I realized he was Coyote Repugly.
by Jacob44444 May 31, 2010
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Cooter Fingers

The most-commonly used fingers on a hand used to touch the female genitalia, either during sex acts or female hygene, usually being the index and middle fingers.
I can't believe that she reached into that box of donuts and touched all of them with her cooter fingers!
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