cyberbitching

Complaining about your significant other (or anyone for that matter) online because you can't handle your issues with them like an adult.

Tommy was cyberbitching about his girlfriend Linda because she was going out tonight without him, instead of just talking to her about it.

by TNMarine October 21, 2017

Cyberbitch

One who types in all caps in forum posts, chats, text messages, or emails, essentially yelling at whomever is on the receiving end.

Todd: "WHERE DID YOU GO?"
Bill: I'm in the bathroom
Todd: IM WAITING
Bill: Stop yelling you cyberbitch

by BradBroChill June 11, 2019

cyberpimp

A man who is able to make women wet through instant messaging. It is actually the evolution of pimping - not being bound by locality or a maximum number of concurrent ladies to pimp (the ability to cybersex multiple women at the same time). Unlike the wannabes (see: geek, nerd), a cyberpimp is often able to achieve physical intercourse with members of his digital harem.

Cruk'D - "what up sun"

Mplicit - "chillin bro, got this new bird in my digital harem, feelin it"

Cruk'D - "nice... cyberpimp that ass"

by Mplicit October 16, 2008

cyberkitty

a celestial angel from a distant galaxy here to diminsh perpetual gender roles and break societal norms aswell as spread positivity and feminist ideologies. youll find a cyberkitty wearing pink and reading national geographic.

person: "emily is so beautiful, I love my lil cyberkitty"

person: "we often get high and watch cosmos, she is a true cyberkitty"

by pasta403 April 5, 2015

cyberpimp

One who aspires to be a pimp, but can never be the real thing. He/she are frequently seen online at chat rooms/forums/personal ads/dating sites boasting how cool/"da bomb"/pimp-ish-alish they are. They are really a cybergeek or geekette and whould never qualify for true pimp-dom. They give the proper "pimp" a bad name

"Check out my screen name, YO...."pimpN8EZ"........"I been hittin da skinz all over the net, YO"....."These cyber bitches are easier than a fi dolla ho"

by G Money May 7, 2005

cyberpirate

1)Someone who pirates information and technology from the internet. Usually personal information. What he will go after is thought out beforehand.It is thought out and planned to every detail. Information is NEVER taken on a whim.
2)A Cyberpirate is somebody who grew up around technology. When his freinds were still reading the manual trying to figure out how to program in basic. He was programming in C++ and perl. The CyberPirate knows about technology and understands how things work to every detail.
3)Someone who grew up in a small town. He and his friends would go out on weekends and steal yardgnomes and go through local bussiness dumpsters for wireless customers and satellite information. Later using this information for trade and barter on the Net. Using forms of communication like phreaking a decided upon phonebooth, to going over the lines and using forms of IRC.

-NEWS-Cyber-pirates have hit again. Stealing many of the customer files from many large cell-phone companies across the United States. Administraters say that there is no trace of how or when they got in. But they are still searching for clues. -note- only a dumbass gets caught.

by Mathew Walker July 11, 2004

cyberjizz

resulting from cybersex.... jizz on the keyboard, or screen, depending on yer aim

Anal Alan cyberjizzed all over his sticky keys

by AnonymousIam August 2, 2011