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Cybercrap

Word to describe the disaster of a game: Cyberpunk 2077

Some other words you could use are: cyberjunk, cyberass, cybertrash, cyberbug etc.
Friend: RDR2 is so realistic!
Me: Compared to cybercrap it is.
by @1dbtheplug December 20, 2020
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Cybercondriac

An individual that reads symptoms of illnesses on the net and begins to believe they're sick.
Jane was reading about high blood pressure on the internet, now she's positive that she's going to have a heart attack, I'm thinking she's a cybercondriac
by AnnAnnieB January 6, 2008
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Cyberchode

the future of chode innovation. made of metal and robotic
yo dude that guy has a major cyberchode
by Goferboys November 27, 2019
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cyberclap

n. 1. Debilitating infection of your computer caused by virus picked up from accessing Porn Sites. 2. Genital & palm calluses caused by frequent one-hand-typing while cybering.
I can't get in to the chat room since I got a dose of cyberclap from that MILF site.
by TrouserMonkey September 10, 2005
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cyberghost

(1) a cyberghost is when the information of someone known to be dead still exists on the internet.
(2) a person who never really existed, but was made by someone else, and exists only on the internet.
(3) verb. to cyberghost: to create someone, or a profile of someone on the internet who is dead or never existed.
He died three years ago, but i found his cyberghost.
When looking for so and so, i found a cyberghost instead.
His cyberghost still haunts my email.
I'm friends with his cyberghost on (facebook, myspace, twitter, ect.)
by XxAnonymousXxXx May 17, 2010
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cybercore

cybercore is an aesthetic using very bright colours and that digital overlay thing. looks cool.
"Wow, they're obsessed with cybercore!"
"Cool!!"
by nohaheo November 1, 2020
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Cyberholism

noun
1.the condition of being an cyberholic.
2. the most common known cause of calloused fingers.
3. what you have when you become adept at multitasking both typing and masturbation.
1.Jonny couldnt look at the keyboard without his hands shaking or getting a hardon ...thats when he knew he had become a cyberholic.
2. when someone says hello to you in a online chat room and you get instantly aroused.
3. Hallucinations :an illusion that the person is (cyber) sexually appealing to someone else.

Early Warning Signs:
1. Spastic fingers
2. If you have ever lied about how much you cyber.
3.If the sound of typing makes you wet.
4. If your home page is set to SexChat.com.
5.If just by reading the word cyber you start humping your keyboard.
6. Buying a computer because it looked sexy on your desk at home.
7. the letters "O" ,"H" and "M" are worn out on your keyboard example "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!"
8. You buy a plastic keyboard cover... just incase you get lucky.
9. Getting so frustrated by not finding someone to cyber that you start pming yourself just so you dont fall out of practise.
10 ... You understand all the jokes in these examples. If so, my friend, technology has taken over your sex life. We suggest, for your own good, that you go lie under the first sexually uninhibited (real) person you can find. And don't take your laptop.
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