Chernobyl Surprise

When you go down on a woman and she farts.

" I was licking the wife out last night and she let one rip, felt like my eyes were melting and my lungs were on fire. A real chernobyl surprise"

by YorkshireYorkshireYorkshire February 7, 2019

Chernitis

A medical condition involving severe and acute inflammation of the cherna gland. The cherna glands are responsible for converting men into flaming homosexuals and cry babies. CPH (cherna-promoting-hormone) is the principle hormone that acts on the enlarged labia (replacing testicles) in the gonadal region. The increased CPH causes bitching, whining and a general lack of testicular fortitude. Due to a lack of testicles, chernitis can be relieved by testosterone injections anally. A secondary treatment, would be the administration of COM (can of man) and a bitch slap across the face.

You must have severe chernitis, man the fuck up and stop bitching.

by Mr Bear 1015 May 22, 2012

chern

A fat, lazy slob, that is always late with what he is trying to accomplish, whether it be for a friend or himself

That fucking chern, that cracka hasn't come up with his rent money, always cherning around like a fuckin goon.

by KaufDog May 26, 2007

Chernyak

Ukrainian noble family name. Denotes hands-on approach, knowledge and helpfulness.

When in doubt, ask chernyak as he knows how.

by Slava Dobrolud June 19, 2007

cerned

Using a piece of bread (preferably a baguette) to cause misfortune to someone.

guy puts baguette in another guys beer. "you just got cerned"

by PHYSICS020 November 14, 2009

cernuschi

The surname of the best people in the world. They can be found in the wild or in ur back garden. They are funny and beautiful people. Just amazing

You: hey, what’s ur name?
Me: Elena cernuschi
You: OMG WE NEED TO BE FRIENDS UR SURNAME IS CERNUSCHI

by Search meehan it’s weird lol April 9, 2018

Chernobyl Chicken

The species of bird that Big Bird from Sesame Street is classified under. This species is yellow, has orange feet, a camera whore, roughly 8 - 10 feet tall, and have an extreme obsession with children. If you happen to see this strange creature roaming the streets... ITS ALREADY TOO LATE!

I thought chernobyl chickens were extinct until I saw one on Sesame Street...

by MouseG September 1, 2018