baw-cuzzi

a baw-cuzzi is when you get an old metal teapot,fill to a reasonable level with warm water,open the lid and drop youre balls in.At this point you get someone(preferably a women) to blow down the spout,creating the "baw-cuzzi"

Little John and Edward are enjoying the comfort of sitting watching tv in grandmas and papas house.Little john gets excited when he hears that great sound of grandmas traditional teapot whistling and bubbling away.Little john gets up and goes to run to the kitchen when he is stopped by Edward!"Little John,dont go through!It sounds like papa could be enjoying a little "baw-cuzzi"

by pogomcgrory January 8, 2012

cock cuzzi

A women’s vagina

Chad used Stephanie’s cock cuzzi the other night.

by Libbster the 3rd January 20, 2023

Ball-Cuzzi

A sexual act, where the man places his testicles in a warm bowl of water while his femaile counter part takes a straw and begins to blow bubbles under his testicles while giving him a hand job.

I couldnt stop laughing when she was giving me a ball-cuzzi

by Adegough September 26, 2008

noodlin' in the 'cuzzi

When you're hot tubbin' with some church bros circle jerkin' and plugging holes.

Those guys out in Seattle sure love noodlin' in the 'cuzzi!

by EricTHEBruce July 10, 2012

Ball cuzzi

3/4 fill a nice China tea pot with warm water and bubble bath ,then place your balls in said tea pot and get your partner to gently blow down the spout ,creating a warm soapy lather for your plumbs to soak in :)

After going balls deep , my balls needed a relaxing soak in the ball cuzzi

by Smegma 69 May 21, 2016

poo in the 'cuzzi

As in defecating in a jacuzzi.

To rain on one's parade resulting in a "what the hell?" expression. Also, a non-negotiable part of an event or circumstance that ruins the rest of the event or circumstance. Term sometimes interchangeable with party foul.

You're really going to make me work Thanksgiving? That's poo in the 'cuzzi, man!

T: Oh, by the way... I accidentally let Ugly Matt buy our drinks, so he's probably going to come over here and talk to us.
N: ...Poo in the 'cuzzi, dude! POO IN THE 'CUZZI.

by Norma R November 24, 2006

Jack cuzzi

Where a guy presses his Johnson up against a jacuzzi jet to test the water pressure

I did a jack cuzzi in the jacuzzi today!

by 4realazitgits March 20, 2021