Jafar current

A mysterious ocean current located in the Pacific Northwest and parts of the Columbia river. It is known to exceed 20 knots.

Hey cap! We've been making 29 knots over the last hour. We must have hit the jafar current.

by Tugboattrash May 9, 2018

A current A tea

A rip off of a 'popular' t.v news show called 'A current a fair' that no one likes.

JerOmee: Have you heard of that new show called 'A current A tea'?
CamOron: You mean the news/tea show a bunch of ugly looking kids made?
JerOmee: Yes!
CamOrOn: OMG, I LOVE THAT SHOW.

by Squidwordscooldaddy January 10, 2020

Currenthood

The present time in your life.

The part of your life that you are living right now.

"This book is a really important part of my currenthood"

"Thanks to your behaviour, my currenthood has been ruined!"

by just like honey June 12, 2018

A Current Affair

(or ACA) A current affair show (a bit like Today Tonight) shown on Channel 9 in Australia. Hosted by Tracy Grimshaw (the one that Gordon Ramsay called an old ugly pig).

A Current Affair is just like Today Tonight, sensationalist pigs!

by parafieldgardens4eva August 24, 2010

alternating current

Electricity. to reverse direction or sign periodically.

Day and night are like alternating currents.

by Kay Smith February 3, 2015

It's (add current year here)

The annoying buzzphrase people use to rally people to their ideology without doing any work.

Person 1 - Why should we all be forced to believe in so and so?
Person 2 - Because It's (add current year here)!
Person 1 - What does that have to do with anything?

by Duff's Beer July 26, 2018

Current Event

You look for a newspaper/online article then write a summary about it or whatever the hell you feel like. Thursdays are the days you DO current events cause they are due friday.

But there are losers who do it an extra day early...

Teacher: "Class do not forget your current event this week!"
Student: "Don't worry I'm special and did it a day early!"

by Angry Salamander October 21, 2005