conventional watch

a clock which is not located on a Mobile phone or such device. Usually strapped to the wrist also know as a Wrist Watch. Also may be kept in a Pocket which would be know as a Pocket Watch

My phones dead, do you have the time?... on a conventional watch?

by Leels February 2, 2010

Cuntvenient store

A sex shop

A place to buy sex toys

Jessica look to your right, I see your favorite cuntvenient store

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Geneva Conventions

A document listing the basic rights of humans, what not to do in a war, and the consequences of overstepping the bounderies of the contract. The most famous revision was made in 1949.

It has become a kind of bad punchline on the world stage, like that one smartass kid in school who got his ass handed to him by teacher(s) in front of everyone.

Diplomat: The Geneva Conventions are meant to protect the rights of all people during wartime so that no atrocities can be repeated as those in World War II.

Sensible Adults: So how's that going for you buddy? Because as far as I can see, that paper's done jack shit in recent conflicts.

by seanyboyK May 3, 2016

Anime Convention Humor

The proper name for the brand of humor used by chantards and anime convention goers. Anime convention humor consists of:

-Heavy usage and abuse of the words "fail", "epic" and "win"
-Even heavier usage of overused memes from 2004-2006 such as "pedobear", "trollface" and "u jelly/mad?"
-Improper use of the late-80s early-90s term "troll"
-Using the "Awesome.jpg" emoticon from the SomethingAwful forums

The people who use this brand of humor or think it's funny are generally those who have discovered 4chan within the past year or two and feel the need to regurgitate everything they see on the site in order to fit in or to pretend that they are funny regardless of the originality of the content.

Examples of Anime Convention Humor:

Chantard 1: Haha that was so epic win lulz!
Chantard 2: Yeah pedobear for the win epic lulz all around!!
14-year old female anime fan: Haha trollface.jpg!!!!
Chantard 1 and 2: TITS OR GTFO EPIC WIN LULZ!!!

by 9/11Truther1994_Impeach_Obama December 14, 2010

Anime Convention

A place where, no matter what you do, you will not be the biggest dork around.

Last weekend, Julie and her friends attended an anime convention, and found themselves presently surprised that many other con-goers had much worse wapanese-syndrome than they did.

by Erpbedoodle August 13, 2010

Geneva Convention Violating Dip

When you lose a chip in a dip, so you send in a rescue chip, but the dip breaks that chip too you have Geneva Convention Violating Dip.

Oh no! I lost part of a chip in the dip and now the dip broke my rescue chip!

Wow, that's some Geneva Convention Violating Dip!

by onehandcrabbing October 13, 2013

Old Guy Convention

When a bunch of old guys gather at a McDonalds, IHOP, OCB, or mall food court to eat breakfast and bullshit for a long period of time. Only groups of 5 or more qualify, as this signifies that at least two transportation vehicles were used and a greater level of coordination was involved. I know you can technically fit five people in a car but would an old guy ever ride bitch? Since the elderly enjoy pattern and familiarity, these conventions can occur weekly or even daily in a single local.

You'll never get a seat at McDonald's on Thursday mornings, the whole place is an old guy convention.

by Matty Fizzle March 4, 2009