cuntdump

A person whose only purpose in life it to serve as a dump for others' cunt, i.e. a useless and/or "loose" person.

That idiot cut me off, what a cuntdump!

by Joseph Frederick March 4, 2007

cuntslurp

A very serious word used only to describe a person when they are being a complete douche.

Mario: "hey, can I use your car to go pick this girl up?"

Tyler: "bro, youre being a complete cuntslurp right now"

by tyalleycat June 29, 2014

Cuntstipated

When a woman does not get her period on time

"Hey, Martha I got my period, and we are best friends. Did you get yours?"

"No, not yet, Shirley. I've been feeling cuntstipated. "

by _cunning_linguist_ June 2, 2018

Cuntstipated

When a bitch is so stuck in her ways and won't listen.
Being so bitchy that nothing else is going to change it.

Marissa: Wow, did you notice how bitchy Sheila has been recently?
Margret: Yeah. She's been cuntstipated for a few days now.

by Dr. Defined April 8, 2019

Cuntstubbleitous

When a five o'clock shadow meets a stubbly pussy

Hey Mike went down on Ashley and she hadn't shaved and he got

Cuntstubbleitous on his chin

by Santa Baws July 18, 2019

Cunttuplet

When your girlfriend has 3 or more sisters that are just as cunty as she is. Generally you should avoid dinner at her parents house because you'll be torn to shreds by the claws of the harpies

My girlfriend is actually pretty chill when she wants to be, but when she's with her cunttuplets she is on a whole other level of cuntiness

by Sofakingsaiyan March 9, 2020

cuntstomer

abusive, unreasonable customer who is acting like a cunt.

I have to go and serve those fucking cuntstomers today!

by cuntstomer service June 13, 2012