Contistraphic

Bad bitch energy or power.

We completed our essays with contistraphic excellence.

by Contistraphic May 18, 2021

Cuntishness

Cuntishness is the habitual studied indifference to the needs and aspirations of anyone, not yourself, where a reasonable accommodation of those external stakeholderships would, at little or no transaction cost, satisfy said external subjects needs mightily.

Dimu behaved with cuntishness when explained that he did not care that I had been sick as he required me to complete a task.

by dave4 August 31, 2018

cuntifery

heinous fuckery most foul - used as a collective noun for the selfish, petty, nasty actions committed by a person, usually a narcissistic.

Divorce was a given after his latest display of cuntifery.

by bluerinse666! February 17, 2015

cunticles

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.

Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!

by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

cuntessa

A person who is beyond bitchy, who holds themselves above reproach or comparison. Combination of cunt and countess.

Could you believe what that cuntessa did this time?

by clememp January 10, 2006

Cuntastic Voyage

Inspired by Coolio's Fantastic Voyage.
"slide slide slippity-slide"

Guy #1:"That dude is rollin' in the pussy, he's on a mission"
Guy #2:"Nahh he's on a Cuntastic Voyage"

by FFR09 December 2, 2009

cuntfish

Generic insult suggesting the receiptient displays the least agreeable qualities of both a fish and a cunt.

Will Tracz, you display both the least agreeable qualities of a fish and a cunt, i therefore conclude that you, my son, are a cuntfish and a fucknugget and a cad.

by Joe April 25, 2003